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				14 Women Applying Make-up Today On My Way Into Work!
			 
			
			Caught in traffic and moving about 20mph, no lie I counted over a dozen ladies putting on eye shadow, lipstick, blush.  Some of them were even talking on the phone while they were doing it! 
		
	
		
	
			
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			sorry about that. i  promise i'll do it before  I get in my car next time. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			sat at a light once.mirror shows her doing eyes..if she had them where she should..she would not have hit me. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I wonder...can you subpoena someone's phone records to show that they were on the phone at the time of the accident?
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Damm, well at least you did not catch me painting my toenails whilst driving this time!  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			Have you seen the new Allstate Insurance TV commercials?   I don't recall the exact verbiage, but to paraphrase it they basically show a bunch of idiot drivers putting on makeup or talking on the phone or reading a book or crashing into something or whatever.  Then their spokesman comes on and says, "do a little less  of this type of thing and we'll give you a discount on your insurance"!   
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
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    Women on cell phones? Radio news here just said that a 5 car pileup on I-5 was caused by a bozo guy...typing on his blackberry while cruising 70+... 
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			All the more reason to get a Tiptronic!  Tough enough trying to txt and eat, now I have to shift as well.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Do you have a swivel out table to hold your meal will while you're txt messaging?  One that doesn't block the in-car TV?
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			how else?  Don't forget the Pepsi on the arm rest and the bag of fries on the IP
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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