E- Gad this is not a good looking 911

[dependencies]

'Herr Doktor' might thuslly have dreamt of evolving
that model to,

had he the Marks' in his lederhosen.

Anyway you lot are harsh,
we gave you Tea as well,
and you flung that in a harbour,



Don't start me on bars of our delicious chocolate

[island911]

You guys . .. so harsh.


Clearly it's art.

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[dependencies]

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ACTUALLY
we grew up in the same street as the Kray twins.





(Gangsta's)

[dependencies]

you don't deserve further punishment
what with George W

but while your still reeling....

[greg bradbury]

Originally posted by Porsche
Totally devalued the car.

Value probably increaced by 10 to 15K.

Think about it. It's unique in every way - a genuine one off!!! This type of car doesn't happen every day. But now the cat's out of the bag and everyone will be getting on board. Thats the problem with boards like this. Someone with fresh ideas gets his car snapped by an admirer and then its ends up here. Next minute copies appear - all different colours. One minute value is up by 10K then overnight the market is flooded with tacky copies and the value plummets.

A real shame.

[dependencies]

Do you have your very own Gruppe B appreciation society

C'os heres your chance to let rip,


especially after yesterdays cricket humiliation

[dependencies]

you know you want to impress the ladeeez....

have some handy unconnected switchgear

[john70t]

As a seller once said: "It's not what the car is worth, it's what the car is worth to YOU". Here's a "Ferrari Testarossa"..
http://adcache.collectorcartraderonline.com/10/1/7/79933417.htm

[dependencies]

Is that the same 'white' pictured,
parked outside an industrial unit.

The rear wheels are so inboard of the arches

you'd think it had none?

[berettafan]

Oh wow, that 935 is the SPORT model! I heard those are fast yo!

[dependencies]

Cynicism is the lowest form of wit my friend,

PS my fave's the aerial strategically glued on the engine cover

I've heard they can pick up police chatter more efficently placed there

[limble]

Originally posted by Pete000
This is on Craigs list for 29 grand, YUCK !
Notice the tail lights....

From the Designers at Mattel-Hot Wheels division

[dependencies]

Its a hybrid

TVR griffith/Lotus Elise/Barbie & Ken mobile

[dentist90]

Y'know, the one essential accesorry () this thing is missing? A car cover.

[dependencies]

I've not seen a tailored CANARD inclusive cover advertised
anywhere on flea-bay

you can't just leave this kind of craftsmanship lying about in the street
someone might
ya' know



thieve it!

[dentist90]

Originally posted by dependencies
... Regard the ricentiousness of my ride

I'm putting that word in my dictionary for sure.

Ricentiousness (ry-sen-shus-nuss, Noun, usu. masc):
Derogatory term for having ricentious qualities, achieving a state of rice-ness or ricer-like perfection. Usually used to describe a vehicle with oversized and underperforming accessories. May also pertain to the owner of a ricentious vehicle. See also: Ricer, Tuner (or Tooner), NOS and Fart Cans.

[dependencies]

Originally posted by dentist90
I'm putting that word in my dictionary for sure.

Ricentiousness (ry-sen-shus-nuss, Noun, usu. masc):
Derogatory term for having ricentious qualities, achieving a state of rice-ness or ricer-like perfection. Usually used to describe a vehicle with oversized and underperforming accessories. May also pertain to the owner of a ricentious vehicle. See also: Ricer, Tuner (or Tooner), NOS and Fart Cans.

Ricentious
adjective; (meaning) behavoiural imbalance
colloquoially Chav-esque UK

Wikidpedia says this;


[c]Prince charles[c]

"I say you chav's
have a care, and step away from my automobile
less I dispense a can of whoop-arse
upon your good selves"


[/C]prince charles[C]

[defcon65]

Originally posted by dependencies
Look again at additional Canard wings for frontal downforce

Those are 'Euro Spec' curb feelers.

[tabs]

Let us have a moment of silence for the poor 911 that gave its life for this abomination. Can U imagine the humilation that that 911 feels having to wear that hideous body armour. I weep for that poor 911, and would give it comforting words such as, "There there its not your fault, that some retard fked U up."

Other than that please don't show this car to the R Gruppe, it might give them ideas.

[dependencies]

I wonder quite what sort of a person,
from the outset, buys perhaps a decent donor in the first place,
and then sets about systematically ruining it
with neither care nor apparently any other cars of its ilk to go by.

Might be comforting to think someone would gently lead me aside by the elbow,
and spark me out with a blunt instrument
should I ever show signs of utter madness like this.