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Jims5543 02-24-2007 02:51 AM

Want to get your butt kicked?
 
5 easy steps.

1. Get on a plane

2. start mumbling to yourself

3. open your laptop

4. launch this as you put your head back and stare at the ceiling.

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

5. brace yourself for a beating.

livi 02-24-2007 03:01 AM

Grim and hilarious at the same time.

I wonder what the Arabic line reads.

"You are screwed. There ain´t no seventy virgins were you´re going. Meat head!"

widgeon13 02-24-2007 08:14 AM

I'm leaving for Tampa this evening for a few days, wonder if Jack Bauer will be on my flight?

They need to make it so the countdown can be lengthened to about an hour, then you could turn it on and take a nap, wonder how long it would take for someone to say something?

scottmandue 02-24-2007 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by livi
Grim and hilarious at the same time.

I wonder what the Arabic line reads.

"You are screwed. There ain´t no seventy virgins were you´re going. Meat head!"

Ya know... I never hear it specified that it's seventy female virgins. ;)

Not that there is anything wrong with that...:p

Joeaksa 02-24-2007 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scottmandue
Ya know... I never hear it specified that it's seventy female virgins. ;)

Not that there is anything wrong with that...:p

Scott,

We need to talk. There IS SOMETHING WRONG with that.

As long as they look like this:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1172345594.jpg

You are ok.


If they are like this then you are better!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1172345357.jpg

MRM 02-24-2007 07:02 PM

I have to sincerely doubt whether any of the above are virgins, but wouldn't voice my suspicions if seventy of them were waiting for me.

nostatic 02-24-2007 07:04 PM

just watched United 93 the other day during our think tank.

not a funny link...


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