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I'm with Bill
 
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Want to get your butt kicked?

5 easy steps.

1. Get on a plane

2. start mumbling to yourself

3. open your laptop

4. launch this as you put your head back and stare at the ceiling.

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

5. brace yourself for a beating.

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Old 02-24-2007, 02:51 AM
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Grim and hilarious at the same time.

I wonder what the Arabic line reads.

"You are screwed. There ain´t no seventy virgins were you´re going. Meat head!"
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:01 AM
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I'm leaving for Tampa this evening for a few days, wonder if Jack Bauer will be on my flight?

They need to make it so the countdown can be lengthened to about an hour, then you could turn it on and take a nap, wonder how long it would take for someone to say something?
Old 02-24-2007, 08:14 AM
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Grim and hilarious at the same time.

I wonder what the Arabic line reads.

"You are screwed. There ain´t no seventy virgins were you´re going. Meat head!"
Ya know... I never hear it specified that it's seventy female virgins.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...
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Old 02-24-2007, 08:21 AM
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Ya know... I never hear it specified that it's seventy female virgins.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...
Scott,

We need to talk. There IS SOMETHING WRONG with that.

As long as they look like this:



You are ok.


If they are like this then you are better!

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I have to sincerely doubt whether any of the above are virgins, but wouldn't voice my suspicions if seventy of them were waiting for me.
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just watched United 93 the other day during our think tank.

not a funny link...

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