You can learn a lot from poop
 

You should check your poop after it comes out.

If it all floats, its possible that you are eating too much fat. Its also possible that you ate too much 'gassy' food and there's a lot of air bubbles in it.

If its all hard and hurty, you are probably not drinking enough water.

If its black, you should go to a doctor- you might be bleeding inside. Caveat- if you take pepto, that makes you turn black too. Kinda cool if you look at it, you can see it turn to black indicating when you took it. Kinda like looking back into time!

If you see corn, it means you ate corn.

If more comes out than seems possible, you were probably drunk last night and don't recall eating half of the kitchen.

Lets hear some more

Why?

All the talk about colons today.

Meat protein is rich in sulfides, resulting in smellier farts and poop. This is the reason that the poop of carnivores such as dogs, cats and snakes smells worse than the poop of herbivores such as cows and horses.

You would love living in Germany. For some silly reason they seem to enjoy having toilets where the poop does not go down into water, instead sitting on a ledge where you get to inspect it before hitting the flush handle.

Was told that it came about with people inspecting their poop for worms in the old days. Way more information than I ever wanted...

Oh man- a turd out of water always smells horrendous. Germany must smell bad.

Oh man, and it sure takes on a whole new stench when not submerged in water. I always wondered why the Germans had those. Ever see the old train cars in eastern Europe, where you flush by depressing a foot pedal and watch the waste hit the tracks?

Nothing in the world smells worse than cat poop. Awful stuff.

Cat poop smells like lilies compared to chicken poop.

OT hitting a new all time high.

Whats next? Let´s compare hemorrhoids! Pics mandatory!

"twice around the bowl and pointed at both ends"

is an old saying that's supposed to be about a healthy poop.

In the geriatric clientele the word is "A good bowel movement is the best pillow"..

Eat a pound or two of blueberries and see what it looks like.
Jim

You know why they are tapered at the end? So your a-hole doesn't slam shut.

this thread is in the toilet

This thread is crap.

I have read before that light brown is what you are looking for. I think it was from someplace that promoted a diet with lots of fruits and veggies.

Every once in a while mine is bright green. That always creeps me out a bit.

Well, where do you all think the word "analyst" comes from?

have a chuckle next time you some Wall St talking head on the teev

Half of your stool (by weight) is made up of bacteria.

Sorry but the best start in the morning it a good crap. Took me 45 years to get to that point but if everything is going well about 30 minutes after getting out of the sack its time to head to the potty and make room for B-fast.