You can learn a lot from poop
 

You should check your poop after it comes out.

If it all floats, its possible that you are eating too much fat. Its also possible that you ate too much 'gassy' food and there's a lot of air bubbles in it.

If its all hard and hurty, you are probably not drinking enough water.

If its black, you should go to a doctor- you might be bleeding inside. Caveat- if you take pepto, that makes you turn black too. Kinda cool if you look at it, you can see it turn to black indicating when you took it. Kinda like looking back into time!

If you see corn, it means you ate corn.

If more comes out than seems possible, you were probably drunk last night and don't recall eating half of the kitchen.

Lets hear some more

Why?

All the talk about colons today.

Meat protein is rich in sulfides, resulting in smellier farts and poop. This is the reason that the poop of carnivores such as dogs, cats and snakes smells worse than the poop of herbivores such as cows and horses.

You would love living in Germany. For some silly reason they seem to enjoy having toilets where the poop does not go down into water, instead sitting on a ledge where you get to inspect it before hitting the flush handle.

Was told that it came about with people inspecting their poop for worms in the old days. Way more information than I ever wanted...

Oh man- a turd out of water always smells horrendous. Germany must smell bad.

Oh man, and it sure takes on a whole new stench when not submerged in water. I always wondered why the Germans had those. Ever see the old train cars in eastern Europe, where you flush by depressing a foot pedal and watch the waste hit the tracks?

Nothing in the world smells worse than cat poop. Awful stuff.

Cat poop smells like lilies compared to chicken poop.

OT hitting a new all time high.

Whats next? Let´s compare hemorrhoids! Pics mandatory!

"twice around the bowl and pointed at both ends"

is an old saying that's supposed to be about a healthy poop.

In the geriatric clientele the word is "A good bowel movement is the best pillow"..

Eat a pound or two of blueberries and see what it looks like.
Jim

You know why they are tapered at the end? So your a-hole doesn't slam shut.

this thread is in the toilet

This thread is crap.

I have read before that light brown is what you are looking for. I think it was from someplace that promoted a diet with lots of fruits and veggies.

Every once in a while mine is bright green. That always creeps me out a bit.

Well, where do you all think the word "analyst" comes from?

have a chuckle next time you some Wall St talking head on the teev

Half of your stool (by weight) is made up of bacteria.

Sorry but the best start in the morning it a good crap. Took me 45 years to get to that point but if everything is going well about 30 minutes after getting out of the sack its time to head to the potty and make room for B-fast.

I have to agree, Joe.

People who claim sex is the best thing in the world have never had a real urgent, full stool, crap.

Eat a can of beets...

Whoa!


KT

Anyone here as regular as me? Everyday get up around 7:00, someday maybe a little earlier. Make some coffee. Actually sometime the process of making coffee gets me going. Do my business in no more then 2-3 minutes. Back out to read the paper. I never have missed a day in 10 years, maybe longer. What is constipation???:confused:

In honor of this Thread I just let one....

bologna sandwich w/ lots of mustard and grape kool-aid...

Try eating Sichuan-style food a few nights a week.

Personally I like the blueberry comment. Next day everything that comes out is blue.

Course its not as good as the Tex-Mex food that burns going in almost as much as it does going out.

A friend of mine is in the food science/additives business. We get together for an Indian feed every now and again, and he is being eased onto hot, with capital H. He was saying he had read some actual scienctific research about this hot exit phenemona, which claimed to, ahem, poo poo the idea.

But I will tell him you said otherwise, Joe. I will tell him that he and his "scientific research" are full of it. I will tell him this because finally, here on the PPOT, there exists a thread in which we can be confident, nay, we may have absolute certaintude, of your subject matter expertise.

It is indeed a red letter day.

Here you go guys. Since y'all are so interested in the subject:

http://www.ratemypoo.com

Mr Hanky says to keep a close eye on those stools!
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Poop on PPOT? I thought this was going to be another political thread. :confused:

This has more substance.

For those who need more research:

http://www.leftfield.org/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

The people making our wonderful cars consider this to be the utmost in comfort...

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Never got beyond the "An@l" stage? Wonder what Freud would have to say about that:p

"I wouldn't be surprised if the more expensive models include a digital scale: 'Mein Gott, zwei kilogram!' exclaims Günter, joyful and relieved."

ROFLMAO!

I almost shat myself reading that one!

I would love for my own toilet to rate my poop. It would be judged on weight, and the time it took from seat contact to full loafage. Perhaps a laser spectrometer could add color to the judgement.

I bet in Japan they already had this back in the 70s.

This thread would even make John Crapper flush with embarrassment.

BTW, I worked for American Standard many years ago. The engineers would crack us up with stories of how they'd test out new commode designs with fake (rubber) turds. Good for a few yuks over some suds.

Do any of U have ANY IDEA of what my ***** smells or looks like after I've been to a Buffet? First it smells like Rotting Eggs and second it looks like lumpy Lobster Bisque with kind of a irridescent shean to it. If it comes out in solid form I keep the handy dandy plunger close at hand so as to get it down without overflowing the Toliette.

Tabs,

We knew that a man of your stature would rise to the occasion! We want to see what it looks like after one of those BBQ sessions that you keep taking photos of and posting on the OT forum?

Just thought of something. I have some pickled eggs in the fridge that has been there for months now. Need to mix them with some beer and whiskey and see if they will still peel the wallpaper in the bathroom!

Back in the day when I was in Germany, me and a friend were at the station waiting for a train, when these 2 hot looking girls sat on the next bench waiting for their train. We started hitting on them when my friend had to go to the bathroom. He went into a one of the parked train cars and about 2 minutes later, a steaming pile drops right on the tracks in front of me and the 2 girls. He hops out of the car not realizing what happened.
The moral of the story is, if you're gonna pick up women, only crap on a moving train.