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M.D. Holloway 03-13-2007 09:11 AM

Look What I Sat Next To for 4 Hours!
 
Flew up to Calgary - 4 hour trip from DFW. Upgrading to 1st class has its perks - better food, bigger seats and every now and then a hottie!

This young lady was coming up from Costa Rica to see her hubby. She claimed to be a lawyer in Costa Rica looking to take her judge exams. Her hubby works in a correctional faciltiy as a social worker. She flys up to see him every other month. I wish I could have gotton a better shot at her but my battery died on my cell phone.

She has a very pretty face as well as other attributes!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1173805830.jpg

on-ramp 03-13-2007 09:13 AM

email her a link to this thread.

speeder 03-13-2007 09:14 AM

We'll need better pictures than that, but nice to hear about your good fortune.

I can actually make out one of her attributes along the route of the Ipod cord. :cool:

M.D. Holloway 03-13-2007 09:21 AM

If she wasn't enhanced, she was blessed! A most amazing set of TaTas I have seen. The hetro male flight attendent was very ambitious towards us although she was held up in customs. I think it was due to the fact the the guards were hot for her, then again she was from Costa Rica...

Rot 911 03-13-2007 10:01 AM

I always seem to have the unfortunatel luck of sitting next to very large women that should book two seats for themselves. One reason I quit flying the airlines.

M.D. Holloway 03-13-2007 10:05 AM

Kurt, as bad as a 3+ hour flight next to a very talkative and very very pungent gent from India.

Moses 03-13-2007 10:09 AM

This is what I typically get back in the cheap seats.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1173809339.jpg

widebody911 03-13-2007 10:13 AM

Was this you?

Edit - link removed. -Z-man.

Jeff Higgins 03-13-2007 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
I think it was due to the fact the the guards were hot for her, then again she was from Costa Rica...
I can just see her getting a body cavity search from some 400 lb she-man.

M.D. Holloway 03-13-2007 10:28 AM

Thom - thats some funny stuff! When she told me shoe was from Costa Rica and involved with the legal system I immediately took caution. Something sang forth that "this hot babe is somehow related to a drug family!" Not somebody you want to spoog on if she isn't pulling.

johncj8989 03-13-2007 10:30 AM

You should have asked her if she was interested in joining the Mile High Club.

livi 03-13-2007 10:37 AM

Lube, Lube.

Taking voyeuristic sneak pics of quality MILF racks while they are asleep..

Did you cop a discrete feel too ? :D

Nostril Cheese 03-13-2007 10:40 AM

you hear about that airline mechanic who jizzed on a sleeping passenger?

Think he has some company

kach22i 03-13-2007 10:43 AM

Crazy.

http://kiwijewels.com/p_images/neckl...klace_trip.jpg

Porsche virgin 03-13-2007 10:46 AM

Is that her hairy, burly upper arm in the foreground of the picture?;)

Sonic dB 03-13-2007 10:49 AM

stalker / voyuer alert...

Did you get upskirts too?

Perhaps she was smuggling heroin in balloons inside her stomach.

legion 03-13-2007 10:50 AM

Did you introduce yourself as 'the lubemaster'?

Noah930 03-13-2007 10:58 AM

A new low for PP OT. Pics of unsuspecting, sleeping babes. :rolleyes:

I had a friend in college who, when asked what type of seat he wanted while booking a flight, would ask for one next to a beautiful woman. Don't know if that ever worked, though.

Purrybonker 03-13-2007 11:23 AM

Back when I used to travel lots I used to sit at the boarding gate dreaming of sitting beside some babe or another. At least until my dream came true once too often.

But be careful what you wish for...

3 or 4 hours of flying time beside some inane yakky thing ain't no trade-off for a glimpse of a tidy set of tats.

Like the man said, it don't matter how gorgeous she is, there's always someone who's tired of her crap.

Trust me, somehow it's way easier to put an ugly woman on ignore.

fingpilot 03-13-2007 11:33 AM

Wait until that ATTORNEY soon to be a JUDGE sees herself on the internet.

Lube.... on the top of this page is a place where only you can DELETE the entire thread.


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