Look What I Sat Next To for 4 Hours!
 

Flew up to Calgary - 4 hour trip from DFW. Upgrading to 1st class has its perks - better food, bigger seats and every now and then a hottie!

This young lady was coming up from Costa Rica to see her hubby. She claimed to be a lawyer in Costa Rica looking to take her judge exams. Her hubby works in a correctional faciltiy as a social worker. She flys up to see him every other month. I wish I could have gotton a better shot at her but my battery died on my cell phone.

She has a very pretty face as well as other attributes!

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email her a link to this thread.

We'll need better pictures than that, but nice to hear about your good fortune.

I can actually make out one of her attributes along the route of the Ipod cord. :cool:

If she wasn't enhanced, she was blessed! A most amazing set of TaTas I have seen. The hetro male flight attendent was very ambitious towards us although she was held up in customs. I think it was due to the fact the the guards were hot for her, then again she was from Costa Rica...

I always seem to have the unfortunatel luck of sitting next to very large women that should book two seats for themselves. One reason I quit flying the airlines.

Kurt, as bad as a 3+ hour flight next to a very talkative and very very pungent gent from India.

This is what I typically get back in the cheap seats.

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Was this you?

Edit - link removed. -Z-man.

I can just see her getting a body cavity search from some 400 lb she-man.

Thom - thats some funny stuff! When she told me shoe was from Costa Rica and involved with the legal system I immediately took caution. Something sang forth that "this hot babe is somehow related to a drug family!" Not somebody you want to spoog on if she isn't pulling.

You should have asked her if she was interested in joining the Mile High Club.

Lube, Lube.

Taking voyeuristic sneak pics of quality MILF racks while they are asleep..

Did you cop a discrete feel too ? :D

you hear about that airline mechanic who jizzed on a sleeping passenger?

Think he has some company

Crazy.

http://kiwijewels.com/p_images/neckl...klace_trip.jpg

Is that her hairy, burly upper arm in the foreground of the picture?;)

stalker / voyuer alert...

Did you get upskirts too?

Perhaps she was smuggling heroin in balloons inside her stomach.

Did you introduce yourself as 'the lubemaster'?

A new low for PP OT. Pics of unsuspecting, sleeping babes. :rolleyes:

I had a friend in college who, when asked what type of seat he wanted while booking a flight, would ask for one next to a beautiful woman. Don't know if that ever worked, though.

Back when I used to travel lots I used to sit at the boarding gate dreaming of sitting beside some babe or another. At least until my dream came true once too often.

But be careful what you wish for...

3 or 4 hours of flying time beside some inane yakky thing ain't no trade-off for a glimpse of a tidy set of tats.

Like the man said, it don't matter how gorgeous she is, there's always someone who's tired of her crap.

Trust me, somehow it's way easier to put an ugly woman on ignore.

Wait until that ATTORNEY soon to be a JUDGE sees herself on the internet.

Lube.... on the top of this page is a place where only you can DELETE the entire thread.

I've got to ask.

Is Purrybonker a clever play on the term "cat f***er"?

Shyt. Now I gotta look for a new handle. "Cat", yeah that's the word "cat".

Well didja at LEAST get a Handjob?

She appears to be well dressed as well. Which denotes a bit of class. Not the usual whores I hang with.

That ain't nothing......look what my kid was playing with!!!!

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OH *****!!!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/ar15.gif

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regards---rhjameshttp://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pc2.gif

LOL

. . . Democrats; They're everywhere. :cool:

No, thats mine - notice the over-developed forearm. You only get those pipes from time on the road or a wife whose snatchdiddly is outa comish for 12 to 16 weeks!

LOL! The lubemaster lives up to his name! :D

Frustration hypertrophy is the correct medical term.. :D

Hmm, I guess I could consider it a trophy and it does get rather hyper when it becomes frustrated so I concur with the resident medicine man!

Lube 'Pipe' Hemingway!

This thread is hilarious

Wow. Did you mention that you were an internationally-regarded authority on lubrication? I bet that line gets all the chicks. :)

But taking a secret photo of her and posting it on the interweb is OK? :rolleyes:

not so much...

ya, not so much again...

widebody911

this is an 9-1-1------

you're link is infested with viruses, spam, spyware----ad nauseum.

Maybe you should try to clean you stuff before you post.....http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/nono.gif


hope the admin catches it.http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/ar15.gif

regards---rhjames

I sat next to a hottie in 1st class (or is it business, whatever) from Houston to NY once. It's sort of nice, but distracting. I could look out the window to glance since she had the window seat. Fortunately only once that I remember have I gotten the guy in the next seat that's spilling into my seat. Unfortunately I think that particular time I had one on both sides of me. It was that day that I was wishing I was 5'6" and 135# instead of 6'2" and 200#.

Hetro male F.A.??

Now we know youre lying!:D :D

Hmm. No problems on this end. Lemme guess, you're running IE?

true, they are few and very far between but once in a gulls life time will you find one. If they are under 30 they are one of the most laid men in North America, if they at over 45 then they are walking zombies.