Not tonight deer, I'm a little bit horse

[TerryH]

On the too sick to be true scale, this one is over the top. You'd think getting caught once would make you consider self-castration. This loser seems to need an audience and enjoys making headlines with his gross perversion.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070321/ap_on_fe_st/deer_sex_2

[Flatbutt1]

where do these freaks come from?

[RoninLB]

"SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer."

[widgeon13]

Guess the cold winters really do get to those guys in WI

[MRM]

That case received some notoriety in legal circles up here. The guy challenged his charge on the grounds that sex with a dead animal is no longer beastiality because the animal is dead and the state no longer has a reason for prohibiting the act because nothing can hurt an animal that's already dead. I am very pleased to see that argument got exactly the attention it deserved.

[Dan in Pasadena]

"It's disturbing to the public, it's disturbing to the court"....

Imagine the "disturbance" to the animal?!

Sickazz mofo's. Jeez, its incredible. What I REALLY worry about? What about the (few I hope) people out of 300 million of us that are JUST smart enough to not get caught doing all sorts of unimagineable things. I think screwing a dead deer or horse is (no pun intended) just the tip of an iceberg!

[rouxroux]

Wasn't that the guy whose eyes were spaced apart about as wide as most folks ears? I think I remember seeing a picture of him.

Judge: "How's your sex life"?
Hathaway: "Not Baa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaaad"

[the]

If the charged crime was "mistreatment of an animal," hmmm, he did seem to have a decent defense to that particular charge (depending on the specific wording of the statute, but my guess would be it involved animal cruelty, and did not contemplate mistreating an animal corpse).

I bet that state has a new statute on the books next year.

Maybe the deer was teasing him with a low cut blouse.

[Dan in Pasadena]

Isn't there a law against just being a sick Fuch?

[Paul K]

Originally posted by MRM
That case received some notoriety in legal circles up here. The guy challenged his charge on the grounds that sex with a dead animal is no longer beastiality because the animal is dead and the state no longer has a reason for prohibiting the act because nothing can hurt an animal that's already dead.

Is there a term for beastiality & necrophilia at the same time?

Sick and wrong...

[RoninLB]

Originally posted by Dan in Pasadena
Isn't there a law against just being a sick Fuch?

best words ever.

[RoninLB]

Originally posted by Mark Wilson
Maybe the deer was teasing him with a low cut blouse.

i think they call it at the beauty shop a "fur line" ?


although i don't know what they call her bush.

[Freybird]

His facial features indicate Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.