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M.D. Holloway 04-04-2007 06:11 PM

Gigolo - Would You Be One?
 
Lets say your young, single and can choose who you would do for money. Your customers are well off, well groomed and well ignored women. You can pick who you sleep with for $$$. Would you do it?

legion 04-04-2007 06:18 PM

Brings me back to my man-whoring days...

nostatic 04-04-2007 06:41 PM

only if tabs will be my pimp

VINMAN 04-04-2007 06:43 PM

Id be like "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitue"

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1175741022.jpg

pwd72s 04-04-2007 06:44 PM

Much like my involvement with P-cars, my involvement with women was NEVER about the money.

legion 04-04-2007 06:49 PM

T.J. Hicks: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
Deuce Bigalow: Where?
T.J. Hicks: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
Deuce Bigalow: Man-whoring?
T.J. Hicks: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.
---
T.J. Hicks: Don't make me he-***** man-slap you!
---
T.J. Hicks: Deuce, you the best he-***** in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire.

SlowToady 04-04-2007 07:39 PM

In a heart beat.

Nostril Cheese 04-04-2007 08:00 PM

does it mean I get to be David Lee Roth?

the 04-04-2007 08:15 PM

$2,000?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

slodave 04-04-2007 08:25 PM

This guy does!

www.gigolojess.com

Funny stuff. His rates are up there.

Porsche-O-Phile 04-04-2007 08:44 PM

How do you think I'm paying for this Internet connection?

ckissick 04-04-2007 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slodave
This guy does!

www.gigolojess.com

Funny stuff. His rates are up there.

Dude, how'd you know about that website?

slodave 04-04-2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ckissick
Dude, how'd you know about that website?
Google gigolo ;)

BlueSkyJaunte 04-04-2007 09:05 PM

So THAT'S what it's called. This explains that $10 bill some chick left on my nightstand the other night.

Oh, wait, that was my wife. Maybe it was a refund???

ckissick 04-05-2007 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slodave
Google gigolo ;)
I know, just kidding around.

lendaddy 04-05-2007 06:21 AM

Heck, my wife still pays me:D

legion 04-05-2007 06:23 AM

Just to clear some things up...there is no real gigolo industry in the U.S.

Correction: there is no gigolo trade in the U.S. that involves straight men.

The Gaijin 04-05-2007 07:37 AM

Plenty of old boys taking free cruises. But they must be willing to dance with the old gals. In this age of viagra - who knows what else..

As for the younger gents - never heard of a hot walker? Not much action in the bed, but they have a job to do.

Joeaksa 04-05-2007 08:05 AM

On a serious note, with my old job we went to the Carib all the time. After spending a fair amount of time in one place we got to know some of the staff pretty well. The guys at the restaurant and bar were a hoot and told us some interesting stories.

Found out that there are a lot of European women (Dutch, German and so on) who come to the islands in the winter on a sex vacation. They fly there, check into a hotel and sit by the pool or on the beach. After a while they spot a willing local guy and hire him for a day, week or whatever.

This local guy then does nothing but screw them silly, whenever and however they want. I did not believe them at first then met a couple of the ladies, who confirmed it. Seems that they want NSA sex and want to be in control and are willing to pay for it.

Interesting way of doing things, course when a man does it everyone gets up in arms but this is totally different I guess.

RoninLB 04-05-2007 12:43 PM

OT on OT

I was a whore master for a weekend back in the 1970s. It was a convention where many guys brought hookers. Edited - inappropriate content removed. -Z-man.


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