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Gigolo - Would You Be One?

Lets say your young, single and can choose who you would do for money. Your customers are well off, well groomed and well ignored women. You can pick who you sleep with for $$$. Would you do it?

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Brings me back to my man-whoring days...
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Id be like "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitue"

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T.J. Hicks: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
Deuce Bigalow: Where?
T.J. Hicks: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
Deuce Bigalow: Man-whoring?
T.J. Hicks: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.
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T.J. Hicks: Don't make me he-***** man-slap you!
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T.J. Hicks: Deuce, you the best he-***** in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire.
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This guy does!

www.gigolojess.com

Funny stuff. His rates are up there.
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This guy does!

www.gigolojess.com

Funny stuff. His rates are up there.
Dude, how'd you know about that website?
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Dude, how'd you know about that website?
Google gigolo
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So THAT'S what it's called. This explains that $10 bill some chick left on my nightstand the other night.

Oh, wait, that was my wife. Maybe it was a refund???
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Quote:
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Google gigolo
I know, just kidding around.
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Just to clear some things up...there is no real gigolo industry in the U.S.

Correction: there is no gigolo trade in the U.S. that involves straight men.
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Plenty of old boys taking free cruises. But they must be willing to dance with the old gals. In this age of viagra - who knows what else..

As for the younger gents - never heard of a hot walker? Not much action in the bed, but they have a job to do.
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On a serious note, with my old job we went to the Carib all the time. After spending a fair amount of time in one place we got to know some of the staff pretty well. The guys at the restaurant and bar were a hoot and told us some interesting stories.

Found out that there are a lot of European women (Dutch, German and so on) who come to the islands in the winter on a sex vacation. They fly there, check into a hotel and sit by the pool or on the beach. After a while they spot a willing local guy and hire him for a day, week or whatever.

This local guy then does nothing but screw them silly, whenever and however they want. I did not believe them at first then met a couple of the ladies, who confirmed it. Seems that they want NSA sex and want to be in control and are willing to pay for it.

Interesting way of doing things, course when a man does it everyone gets up in arms but this is totally different I guess.
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