TP offset credits
 

So with Sheryl Crow going on about toiletpaper use . . .and how users should limit themselves to one square per squat ...2 or 3 for the bigger jobs. ...I propose that we men form a "TP-Offset consortium."

That's right, We will take full advantage of our standing (and shaking) in the bathroom. We will make Millions (MUHAHAhaha) in highly desireble TP-credits sold to our squating counter-parts.

btw, rumor has it that TP is largley Carbon based. We may have an angle into the highly lucrative Carbon Offset position as well. ;)

I'm in!

I'll go with a beday.

It feel so wrong but yet so right.

We can call it the "Bunghole Market".

JP

FIRE!!! , meh-heh!

I'm sorry, I can't spare a square.

There's just no square to spare.

Re: TP offset credits
 

Actually, everyone with a septic tank should be receiving carbon credits for the toilet paper (carbon) they "lock-up" keeping it from decomposing and becoming carbon dioxide in the atmosphere!

Of course, when a septic tank is pumped those credits would become carbon debts, but I could see a trend toward installing really big septic tanks to keep the carbon locked-up indefinitely....

Cheryl is full of shlt!

There are many ways to save trees other than sticking your finger in your a$$. Start w/ disposable diapers and that will exceed TP consumption 1000 fold. Address product packaging if you really want to make a dent in consumption. The way we package is only to preclude shoplifting, the extruded plastic is truly a waste of materials and energy.

She just made the statement for shock impact. You can bet she won't be wiping her do-do with her hand, wait until she get a good UTI. What a ******* idiot.

In my backpacking circles we call it "mountain money". The most valuable thing in the woods to some one who doesn't have any.

--CNN World News

What if you use wet ones?