TP offset credits

island911 · 11:03 AM

So with Sheryl Crow going on about toiletpaper use . . .and how users should limit themselves to one square per squat ...2 or 3 for the bigger jobs. ...I propose that we men form a "TP-Offset consortium."

That's right, We will take full advantage of our standing (and shaking) in the bathroom. We will make Millions (MUHAHAhaha) in highly desireble TP-credits sold to our squating counter-parts.

btw, rumor has it that TP is largley Carbon based. We may have an angle into the highly lucrative Carbon Offset position as well.

Rot 911 · 04-26-2007, 10:56 AM

I'm in!

TerryBPP · 04-26-2007, 12:11 PM

I'll go with a beday.

It feel so wrong but yet so right.

Overpaid Slacker · 04-26-2007, 12:23 PM

We can call it the "Bunghole Market".

JP

FIRE!!! , meh-heh!

cowtown · 04-26-2007, 12:32 PM

I'm sorry, I can't spare a square.

There's just no square to spare.

competentone · 04-26-2007, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by island911
... rumor has it that TP is largley Carbon based. We may have an angle into the highly lucrative Carbon Offset position as well.

Actually, everyone with a septic tank should be receiving carbon credits for the toilet paper (carbon) they "lock-up" keeping it from decomposing and becoming carbon dioxide in the atmosphere!

Of course, when a septic tank is pumped those credits would become carbon debts, but I could see a trend toward installing really big septic tanks to keep the carbon locked-up indefinitely....

widgeon13 · 04-26-2007, 02:58 PM

Cheryl is full of shlt!

There are many ways to save trees other than sticking your finger in your a$$. Start w/ disposable diapers and that will exceed TP consumption 1000 fold. Address product packaging if you really want to make a dent in consumption. The way we package is only to preclude shoplifting, the extruded plastic is truly a waste of materials and energy.

She just made the statement for shock impact. You can bet she won't be wiping her do-do with her hand, wait until she get a good UTI. What a ******* idiot.

Jeff Higgins · 04-26-2007, 04:36 PM

In my backpacking circles we call it "mountain money". The most valuable thing in the woods to some one who doesn't have any.

unimog406 · 04-26-2007, 05:42 PM

Quote:

In a press conference yesterday, Sheryl Crow pledged her support to help reduce global warming by limiting her use of toilet paper, uging other americans to do the same. President George Bush was an early supporter of this statment, promising "from now on, i'll do my part and just **** on the constitution instead".

--CNN World News

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

What if you use wet ones?