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BlueSkyJaunte 04-30-2007 01:56 PM

Just a little joke
 
Presidential would-be candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled, and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing this exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out the window and make 156 million people very happy."

legion 04-30-2007 02:50 PM

I was waiting for one of them to claim they could do the most good by bombarding the public with 100,000 pennies...

BlueSkyJaunte 04-30-2007 02:53 PM

I vote we eject McCain, Kucinich, Romney, and Giuliani as well.

Did I miss anyone?

DanielDudley 04-30-2007 03:58 PM

Ya THINK ?

Cdnone1 04-30-2007 04:15 PM

Good joke, but you will never find them sharing a private jet.
They all flew their own private charters to the "debate"
Thank God they all promise to solve global warming as soon as they are President
Steve


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