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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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Just a little joke
Presidential would-be candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled, and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing this exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out the window and make 156 million people very happy."
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04-30-2007, 01:56 PM
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I was waiting for one of them to claim they could do the most good by bombarding the public with 100,000 pennies...
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B58/732
Join Date: Feb 2000
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I vote we eject McCain, Kucinich, Romney, and Giuliani as well.
Did I miss anyone?
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04-30-2007, 02:53 PM
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Ya THINK ?
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04-30-2007, 03:58 PM
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Good joke, but you will never find them sharing a private jet.
They all flew their own private charters to the "debate" Thank God they all promise to solve global warming as soon as they are President Steve
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