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BAD Grandma...
Cindy & I were shopping today. I was strolling down a hardware aisle...A grandma and a boy, maybe age 4, were in the same aisle.
The kid was reaching toward something or other. Grandma screamed: "No-no, don't touch. If you do, that man (pointing to me) will break ALL your fingers!" The kid pointed to me, an expression of fear oh his face, "HIM?!?", he asked. Grandma said "YES!" I shook my head no, looked at the kid, said: "I'd NEVER do that." Then the b!tch lit into me...I wasn't "helping" her discipline her grandchild. Then Cindy lit into her...oboy, did she ever, with another lady as backup. I know when to shut up and let others fight for me, yeah I do.  It got kind of fun after that, but gawd...what the HELL was this broad thinking???? Any theories???
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you should have broken all her fingers.
Sounds like "good cop, bad cop" looks like you were bad cop |
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05-01-2007, 06:47 PM
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Just another average psycho in charge of another helpless child.
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I would have broken his fingers just for the hell of it.
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You always break my balls. I am sure you could break a little kids fingers too !
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Cat fight!
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05-01-2007, 08:19 PM
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Ah give the kid a break.
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You should have grabbed the kid and started to gently bend his fingers........Would have been a good thing for both him and the grandma.....
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Weird, my grandmother always told me jigaboos would get me if I left the yard alone.
Took me about a decade to figure out what the old coot meant.
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Once in a while in my store I have a similar scenario directed to me. I kick them both out if it looks like something is going to get damaged.
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05-02-2007, 04:49 AM
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No, I won't touch you, (to the little boy), but I'll snap your fukcing neck if I ever hear you abusing a child again. (To the old bag).
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Grandma had the kid because Mom is on crack and in jail. More Grandparents raising kids than ever before.
We're doomed.....
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