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The Unsettler
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Franks and Beans
Can't remember the last time this happened. Just caught the Frank, Beans remained in place. Still hurts like a m'fr.
Hardest part was the unzip and not screaming my head off in the middle of the office. Thought I was gonna pass out.
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05-07-2007, 08:26 AM
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can you get workplace compensation for that?
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05-07-2007, 08:28 AM
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Try wearing underwear...
 Ouch!
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05-07-2007, 08:31 AM
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If you're wearing boxers without a button, sometimes Mr. Happy can pop out for one last curtain call while the gates are closing.
Still, it's been years since I've done that, and I've only nicked the side once or twice.
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05-07-2007, 08:35 AM
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At least you didn't get anything caught in the slats of a wood chair... like this guy:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2018473 Hi-larious detail, commentary, etc. from the Fark peanut gallery...
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05-07-2007, 08:40 AM
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Fark is blocked at work for me.
How do you get anything caught in a wooden chair?
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05-07-2007, 09:01 AM
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Apparently he sat down, which caused the wood slats to separate a tad from each other, so a pinch o' skin got caught...
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05-07-2007, 09:51 AM
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Geez I'm afraid that if I admit to wearing boxers and that this has never happened someone might cast aspersions at me.. Nah!
Be careful out there guys , don't let this happen to you.
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Never... 
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05-07-2007, 01:36 PM
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Why did you have your zipper down in the middle of the office?
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Happens to me all the time. Just get somebody else to get it out.
Best, G.W. 
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Something about Mary
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Re: Franks and Beans
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If you go "commando" then its going to happen eventually and like you said, it hurts (and bleeds) like hell... If you cannot wear jeans to the office then borrow a bit of baby or talcum powder and use in that area. Helps keep things "where they belong" and not near the zipper.
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1970 Porsche 911 S 
1974 Porsche 911s
