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The Cuddly One
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Location: Milan, Italy
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Computer professionals: a woman's perspective.
The project manager is a person who believes that nine women can make a baby in a month.
The developer is a person who believes it will take 18 months to make a baby. The co-ordinator is a person who believes one woman can make nine babies in a month. The client is a person who does not know why he wants a baby. The marketing manager is a person who believes he can make a baby even when he doesn't have a man and a woman available. The optimisation team believes it does not need a man and a woman and that it can make a baby with zero resources. The documentation team believes the baby's birth is unimportant as long as the nine months are documented. The quality auditor is a person who is never happy with the process for making a baby. The designer is a person who has designed three different ways to make a baby without testing one of them. The specialist is a person who changes process every time needs to make a baby The consultant is a person who after in-depth interviews and analysis with the client's wife describes the process necessary for making a baby
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05-19-2007, 03:16 AM
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A programmer is someone who, when he needs a baby will spend hours writing twelve lines of code to guide the AI process.
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05-19-2007, 05:54 AM
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Q: What do IT professionals use for birth control?
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He's smilin.....nothing about that personality that isn't working!
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This is a repost but I think it fits here:
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05-19-2007, 02:03 PM
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Project manager is the conductor of an orchestra in which every instrument is in a different union.
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05-19-2007, 03:22 PM
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Re: Computer professionals: a woman's perspective.
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05-20-2007, 12:26 PM
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Re: Re: Computer professionals: a woman's perspective.
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For a small fee of course.
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