OT and Monty Python.
 

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I loved that show.

Re: OT and Monty Python.
 

no you didn't

I'm here for the five minute arguement...




KT

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have you any idea how much hot tea burns when expelled thru the nostrils? SmileWavy

Re: Re: Re: OT and Monty Python.
 

Only when expelled at the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

African or European?

Splunge.

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Star Trek
 

That parrot's not dead ... he's just resting! Just... pinin' for the Fjords! Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage, eh?

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

I found this youtube gem the other day:

Graham Chapman's funeral

Caution:NSFW, but possibly the best eulogy ever.
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f*cking brilliant

Skip a bit brother......

Aye!!

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-21.htm

It's wafer thin

Better......Better get a bucket

Thinking about Monty Python makes my brain hurt ;)

...and I'm OK :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIlKiRPSNGA

The world would be a less enjoyable place with out the Pythons

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know what I mean

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I only hope you guys are getting BBC America and watching "Little Britain" and "The Catherine Tate Show".

FINLAND
=======

Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching TV,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
It's the country for me.

Verse: You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam.

Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
Or snack lunch in the hall,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

Verse: You're so sadly neglected,
And often ignored,
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.

Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

Repeat: Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.

Fade... Finland has it all...


Composer: Michael Palin
Author: Michael Palin
Arranger: John Du Prez

All right, stop the thread!

This thread has gotten too silly!

Philosophers song


Immanual Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,...
...God get quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed...
...In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine!
And mine!
And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

Cool!

See: http://www.mwscomp.com/sound.html

It's probably too easy, but what skit did this come from?

Esuriant.

On second thought let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place.

Cheese shop!
 

Cheese shop!

The Black Knight
 

I'm a lumberjack.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

I have a vewwy good fwiend in Whome called Biggus Dickus
 

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The Stoning
 

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Dimsdale?

Well, she turned me into a Newt......I got bettar.


Ohh, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

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No chance, English bed-wetting types

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1180669459.jpg

And now for something completely different.

Does anyone else care to snicker when I say the name, ....Bicus Dicus?

What have Romans ever done for us?

Crunchy frog!

Some people call me... Tim?