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A Man of Wealth and Taste
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Whhhaaa Whaaaa Whaaa
I can really relate to Paris wanting her MOMs...When they threw me into the slammer I to was sobbing uncontrolably, "I want my Mommy, I want my Mommy." So they threw me into this cell with a BIG BLACK guy with a 12 inch dick. He said, "Yo Dog, I be yo Moms if you be my B!tch." Calming considerably I now said, "MOTHER?"
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Hope that Paris meets a butch dyke there with a 12 inch strap on tool. Someone needs to beotch slap her into reality. 23 days might be enough time...
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Now JOEY, this Thread is all about me, and Mother in the slammer...
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Paris, Paris everything is about Paris, and I'm tired of hearing that lil B!tchs name
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This one's really got you hooked, tabs. I don't know that I'd be up at 3 in the morning giving Paris much thought.
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Geeze . . a 12" black outty wagg'n . .. something like that could rip a guy a new one.
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You guys are funny. There is much more to *****hh about in this world.
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06-09-2007, 11:06 AM
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Slak your jealous that U don't have a Big Black Mother Fker to take care of U too.
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