A few little-known facts about Fred Thompson:

[Racerbvd]

Here are just a few little-known facts about Fred Thompson:

- Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under
his bed for Fred Thompson.

- Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still
hasn't stopped wetting his pants.

- Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a Senator's
heart and showing it to him before he died.

- Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.

- Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico.
There was no illegal immigration for a month.

- Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully
free Vietnam from Communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss
record for wars again.

- Fred Thompson can open clamshell packaging without the slightest
trouble.

[tabs]

Surely U jest...he must have trouble with the packaging...

[M.D. Holloway]

I heard that his blood smells like cologne...that the police pull him in to question him just because they find him interesting...

[Jim Richards]

can he sing and dance? how's his stand up comedy routine?

[Tobra]

All these things have been said of another Great American


Chuck Norris

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by Jim Richards
can he sing and dance? how's his stand up comedy routine?

I love that his running eats you guys up, it means we're on the right track

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Don't know enough about him, but assuming Tom Tancredo won't be a serious contender, he's just as good as anyone else in the race I suppose.

He's certainly better than any of the yokels the Democrats are putting forward. Better than most of the Republicans too.

[Jim Richards]

Originally posted by lendaddy
I love that his running eats you guys up, it means we're on the right track

you guys?

I think it's funny. The whole nostalgia thing, simpler times, Ozzie & Harriet, Leave it to Beaver, white men in charge of everything, TV actors as President.

I really think Eddie Murphy would be a great President. He has played a lobster, Gumby, broccoli, cops, crooks, fat people, old Jewish guys, women, street hustler, commodies broker, doctor, Congressman, etc. Talk about qualified! Gee, I wonder where he stands on abortion, flag burning, and the Pledge of Allegience?

[legion]

What elected offices has Eddie Murphy held?

[Jim Richards]

Congressman, in the movies. I think that trumps Reagan.

[Rick Lee]

If Thompson wins, hopefully he'l fire Chertoff and make Tancredo Sec. of DHS.

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by Jim Richards
you guys?

I think it's funny. The whole nostalgia thing, simpler times, Ozzie & Harriet, Leave it to Beaver, white men in charge of everything, TV actors as President.

I really think Eddie Murphy would be a great President. He has played a lobster, Gumby, broccoli, cops, crooks, fat people, old Jewish guys, women, street hustler, commodies broker, doctor, Congressman, etc. Talk about qualified! Gee, I wonder where he stands on abortion, flag burning, and the Pledge of Allegience?

you guys = my political opposition. What did you think I meant or could have meant?

Like I said, we're on the right track.

[Jim Richards]

I thought Dems.

Anyway, I'm enjoying this, though I still don't know who I'll support in the GOP primary. Eddie? Whassup?

[tabs]

Originally posted by Jim Richards
Congressman, in the movies. I think that trumps Reagan.

Geezus another retarded Liberal to push down the stairs....Yippeee

AHHHH hate to burst your Bubble, but Ronnie the Popular was Govenor of CA for 8 years.

[Jim Richards]

Does that really count? I mean, come on, it's California.

[nostatic]

pokey loves butt darts. for obvious reasons.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Actually, George Carlin would make an outstanding president. If you've read any of his books ("Brain Droppings", most notably) you'd realize that the man is actually a friggin' genius.

He'd cut through a lot (if not all) of the crap too. Shoot, if the Terminator can become governor, why can't the "Seven Dirty Words" guy become president?

Carlin/Thompson. There's a ticket I'd support.

[MRM]

Two additional interesting facts. His best friend in the Senate is John McCain and they have almost identical voting records. The only difference is that McCain's voting percentage is slightly more conservative than Thompson's.

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by MRM
Two additional interesting facts. His best friend in the Senate is John McCain and they have almost identical voting records. The only difference is that McCain's voting percentage is slightly more conservative than Thompson's.

Over the period when Thompson was in I would believe that. McCain used to be very conservative(ranked most conservative a few times in the 80's I think) but has since wandered off the reservation.

[legion]

Yep, McCain has since "seen the light" and realized the power that he wields by handing out the voter's money.