Does that go on my manhood?

Hot tub. Wet bar.

Trailer hitch that takes a clevis pin and a good tow strap.

Just above the Bumpernuts

Got it & got it.

Come on. Shock me with the iphone of truck accessories.

Take a look at Aura Systems Inc. They have a 8000 watt ac generator that mounts under the hood. I have the 5000 watt on my suburban. You would be amazed at how often you will use it. It gives you 115 or 230 ac power where ever you are. Either running down the road or sitting still. I love mine. Spencer

hot shower! (picture of wet girl in bikini included!)

http://www.glind.com.au/htm/default.asp

Who needs Iphone gadgets when you can a bumper dumper?

http://www.bumperdumper.com/art/Ublogo.jpg

http://bumperdumper.com/art/road8.jpg

http://www.bumperdumper.com/art/turkey1.jpg

How about a FTE decal for the back window. Show the truckers your love.

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Weld rims mounted up with BFG A/T KO. Skip the lift kit. Cat back exhaust with Magnaflow exhaust.

Winch on the front integrated into a custom homebuilt aluminum front bumper.

A few of these go well in any truck!


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Yes...they do!

Air horn or better still, train whistle
Vent visors

Bedliner, over top of rails if you actually plan to use it as a truck.

Headache rack is nice, keeps stuff in bed from hitting you in the back of the head if you have to stop too fast. Had a dark blue Chevy Stepside with chrome rails on the sides of bed, looked very sharp and made for nice tie down spots.

Husky liners. If you actually use your truck, they're a Godsend. I have both front floormats, front over the hump mat, and a rear mat (extended cab). You can spill your beer while driving, and not have to worry about it!:) Perfect fit, diamond plate pattern is very "truck".

Plus, they last forever. My father in law had a F150 for 5 years with Husky, then I drove it for another couple. They still looked like new. Even better, they're made in KS.

EDIT: HUSKY liners.

What is the motivation here? Are you bored with the truck? Do you hate the truck? Are you wanting to impress others?
I don't get it.

There is no logical explanation for your actions.

Long story short, I bought a truck to tow a boat. We currently belong to a boat club (which sucks). So we decided to buy a boat in lieu of renewing for another year. I've always driven cars, mostly euros. Now I have this big boring truck. I gotta do something to make it fun to drive.