On the couch in my livingroom, mid afternoon. Being lulled to sleep by a snoring dog.

Quickly, painlessly and without any loose ends that others need to sort.

if i can choose; passing away during a deep sleep would be the hands down winner. close second would be during surgery. the key is to not know.

drowning and burning would be the other end of the spectrum.

well, maybe dying while doing something noble. like while disarming a bomb, that is set to go off in a school.

it would be nice to have a highschool named after myself...hehehe.

I don't care how i die. Once the event is over it will ALL be entirely irrelevant anyway.

Shot dead at 90 by a jealous husband, or a fatal heart attack while having sex.

anything that does me in less then a minute and no prior warning is fine by me

Laid down on a giant, perfectly flat metal plate, and with a second, giant perfectly flat plate dropped from above, so that I am sprayed instantaneously into a fine mist of blood and whatnot. Instant, no remains, game over.

might as well strap 5 kilo of C4 on your body and like do it that way... at least you'll go with a bang, and who knows, 72 butt ugly virgins in heaven? metal plate just sounds very complicated to set it up... it's not like you can set it up easely by yourself now is it...

:D

I hope to live forever.
I don't want to die at all.


KT

If I said "Balls deep in Cameron Diaz" would that be too crass?

Heh...

Maybe drowning in a vat of fine red wine... I can almost imagine the obit...

Steven valiantly fought off his would be rescuers, got out to take a leak at least five times and then when the vat was almost empty his body gave up the uneven fight!

Assassinated in front of millions while being sworn in, I would take 5 or 6 rounds in the torso, but I would still have the strength to pull out my sidearm and blast the nasty right between the eyes as I hit the dust.

My dying words would be “I only regret I could not do what really needed to be done in the short time I had to do it in…take care of the Kids…feed the fish…be nice to my Wife, she’s a good women but don’t let her drive my Porsche…

well if it involves a super model and lots of whipped cream, I'm ready now

coming as I'm going would be nice if ya get my drift

Weird question...I don't wanna die...!

When I die I want to be over 100.... better yet over 200! a 917 would be great but I would hate to ruin one so I'll settle for replica. zoom, SPLAT! ....David makes the highlight tape!

A while back a doctor told a friend of mine that he had Cancer and was gonna die.

Just a little while later the doctor happens to be at the club house when my friend call his pals around him and anounces that he has AIDS and was headed for the 19th hole in the sky.

The Doc takes him aside and tells him "you have terminal cancer, not AIDS" my friend tells the Doc "I know that but I dont want that pack of kocksuckers over there fukin my Ol Lady after I am gone".

as long as it is not Cancer, Id be ok with it...
Cancer is just devastating....

My premonition is that it will happen in a plane crash.
Had too many dreams and visions of that happening to me.

Die like Fritzi died(I saw this actually happen on a golf course near here). Eightyfive years old, massive stroke, face up toward the sun, just drained a 40 footer on #eighteen surrounded by my foursome, all of them crying"Fritzi, wake up!"