Robin Williams strategy... Makes sense?

[ejames19]

The Plan!


Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developin g nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That wa y, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

[Moses]

Nope.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

[ejames19]

Your no FUN....

[Moneyguy1]

POints to ponder, but presented as hyperbole. It is interesting that our political leaders have similarly unworkable ideas but they aren't as funny as Robin!!

[the]

there's always some buzzkill with snopes bookmarked.

[TGTIW]

Is Robin Williams still considered funny? Hasn't he been recycling the same material since 1978?

[BGCarrera32]

Robin Williams is a flaming liberal fluzie. But he is funny...

[onewhippedpuppy]

Credit the "unknown author" with a plan I like!

[strupgolf]

Hey, why not try it, it might WORK.

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by Moses

Nope.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Interesting...snooped (snoped) around the links on snopes and the original post had ONE reply, on a Harley sight?

Not saying it was Williams...but ol' Steve had 8 times the responses asking about Trex decking!

[futuresoptions]

Dude.......You're from Canada.......

[ejames19]

Neighbourly love... We gotta help eachother out. I lived in Florida for several years (good high school years I might add) and parents live there almost year round for the past 18 years. I am all Canadian but miss the time in the South...

[futuresoptions]

Good Plan none the less.......

[Zeke]

I got to about no. 3 and I was going to go to snopes. Didn't have to.

[Tobra]

If you know anything about Robin Williams, you know that would not be his plan, who needs Snopes?

Some of those are not bad ideas, would not change the statue of liberty, and that is the only one that can actually be attributed to him.

[dtw]

The original Robin Williams standup tapes from the Mork & Mindy days, when he was tripping balls on acid and sweating buckets, are amazing. He'd climb right up in the the mezzanine like a monkey. He was talking so fast you were lucky to catch a fraction of it - which was good. If you could digest it all you'd probably asphyxiate or have a heart attack.

Anyone found DVDs of all that good old stuff?

[hytem]

Do I still have to press 1 for English?

[livi]

Always difficult to know if Robin is being serious or just joking. I suppose this plan is an irony of modern politics. If not, it is just stupid.

[Moneyguy1]

I got to see his film "Man of the Year" last night. Much to think about. Much of what was said hit a nerve or two.