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Living in Reality
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 5,671
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His Lucky Day?
A Newfie walks into the local welfare office, marches up to the counter and says, "Hi............. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The Newfie, wide-eyed,and grinnin says, "You're bull****tin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... .................You started it." |
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08-24-2007, 04:11 AM
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Registered
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Posts: 5,472
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Newfie calls 911:
Newfie: "Halp Halp me house is on fire!!!" 911: "Where are ya located?" Newfie: "Upper central birmding rd!!" 911: "How do we get there?" Newfie: "Doncha got one of them red trucks?!?"
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Jake Often wrong, but never in doubt. '81 911 euro SC (bits & pieces) '03 Carrera 4s '97 LX450 / '85 LeCar / '88 Iltis + a whole bunch of boats |
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08-24-2007, 04:53 AM
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
Posts: 32,305
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What the hell is a Newfie?
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‘07 Mazda RX8-8 Past: 911T, 911SC, Carrera, 951s, 955, 996s, 987s, 986s, 997s, BMW 5x, C36, C63, XJR, S8, Maserati Coupe, GT500, etc |
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08-24-2007, 05:01 AM
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Registered
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: St. Louis Missouri
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08-24-2007, 05:24 AM
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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
Posts: 23,885
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"I want my two dollars" "Goodbye and thanks for the fish" "Proud Member and Supporter of the YWL" "Brandon Won" |
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08-24-2007, 06:25 AM
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
Posts: 32,305
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Ooooh, a Canadian joke. No wonder it's not funny.
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‘07 Mazda RX8-8 Past: 911T, 911SC, Carrera, 951s, 955, 996s, 987s, 986s, 997s, BMW 5x, C36, C63, XJR, S8, Maserati Coupe, GT500, etc |
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