How long do you have to do it to need glasses but still help the prostrate???

This thread is wierd........but THIS thread ( http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=266081&highlight=grid+girls ) rocks and might help clean the pipe.

Let me ask those of you guys that seem to be devoted Christians a question. I might be wrong, but as I understand it the Bible does not approve of this form of self stimulation. How do you cope ?

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I don't remember anything specific (have read through the bible four times and attend church regularly for around ten years) but I may be wrong.
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I suppose the short answer is the bible does approve of getting married and boinking like bunnies.

And women wonder why we find it so easy to open our own jars.

Thanks Scott. Not sure from where I got that notion. In Sweden we have a saying (to boys when it is bed time): "Hands on the blanket"! Meaning you should not hide your hands under the blanket as you could secretly be performing the filthy art of mas-turbation. I believe particularly the Lutheran school does not approve. Why else, if not from religious roots, would mas-turbation be something rather shameful and embarrassing ? It is generally not an activity spoken about vividly in social contexts.

"Sorry I am late for the board meeting. I had to slap the Mackerel."