Another Nigerian Letter & my Answer

[Racerbvd]

This one cracked me up, you got to love they way she starts it

How Big are your Tits?? Are you hot, please send pictures of your self naked, I make my business desisions based on how hot the many widows (you are horney aren't you) look naked. If you are fat & old, please don't reply.

From the person you sent this too





-----Original Message-----
From: Mrs Sherry Morgan
Bcc: me911bvd@aol.com
Sent: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 9:50 pm
Subject: i am sherry Morgan


FROM SHERRY MORGAN

Dear Beloved,

I am the above named person from Nigeria . I am married to Dr. Morgan
Jones who worked with Nigerian Embassy in Canada for nine years before he
died.
We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief
illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born
again christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child
outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.

When my late husband was alive hedeposited the sum of $40.5Million (FOURTY
MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S.Dollars) with a Security Company in
Nigeria. Presently, this money is still with the SECURITY FIRM and the
management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the
money, rather issue a letter of authorisation to somebody to receive it on
my behalf if I can not come over or the money enters into the company's
tressury fund.

Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for
oesophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors
have told me that I have only a few months to live considering the natured
of my ailment. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to victims
of this HURRICANE and other charity organizations, because my relatives
and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot
live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of
them.Please,I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit
and distribute it accordingly.

I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to finance
Churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure
that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that
Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision after i sought for a
divine direction from God, because as a human its not really easy with
making this decision, besides, i dont have any child of my own that will
inherit this money and my husband's relatives are not Christians and I
don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I
don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death
since I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom
of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 saysthat "the lord will fight my case and I
shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this
regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband's
relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this
development. With God all things are possible i beleive.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
Security Company. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will
prove you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church
to always pray for me because the lord is my fortress.

My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of a Christian. Whoever that
wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always
be prayerful throughout your life. Any delay in your reply will give me
room in sourcing for another person for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hearing from you soon.

yours in Christ,
SHERRY MORGAN

[TerryBPP]

Wow your lucky like me!

I recently received a vmail on my house phone stating that I have a distance relative that has let me millions and I need to call and give my bank account for the transfer. I'm still waiting on the money but i have noticed some strange withdraws to the Caymans.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Nice, they're using God now. See you in hell Nigerians.

[Moses]

Imagine what it must be like for a legitimate Nigerian enterprise to conduct international business.

[MJHanna]

hey how bout craigs list versions:
Hello,
Thanks for the prompt response and i will love to make an instant purchase,so pls do withdraw the advert from Craigslist, i dont mind adding an extra $20 for you to take the advert down from criagslist so that i can be rest assured that am in hand of the item. I will also like you to know that i will be paying via check, and it will be over night payment due to the distance. You dont need to bother your self with the shippment ok, i will take care of that. So i will need you to provide me with the following information
to facilitate the mailing of the check.
1.Your full name
2.Your mailing address be it residential or postal address
3.Your phone number.
**Once again ,I will like you to know that you will not be responsible for
shipping
I will have my mover come over as soon as you have cashed the check**
Regards,
Dr.Rowe.
and I love this one for a fish tank

Hello

I'm sorry I haven't been on line, but I had an accident and can't get around
to mail a check.I will have loved to call your phone but i am deaf, If you
are still interested in selling the item to me i will add $50 to your asking
price to cover cost of Business Check Paper that is needed for printing of
the Check.As my mode of payment will be via Echeck and my shipping co will
handle the pick up.Read more about Echeck via www.insticheck.com ,I should
be home from the doctor by this afternoon, and would be happy to send the
Echeck once you must have purchase the Supplies at staples or stationery
store.It is sold for just $20. Thanks for getting back to me, and once again
I'm sorry I didn't see your email until today.I will await your email today.

Thanks

[Moneyguy1]

Are there any legitimate Nigerian companies?

[Moses]

Originally Posted by Moneyguy1

Are there any legitimate Nigerian companies?

See what I mean?

[id10t]

But are they serious?

(cropped the junk myself, but it is all there. he's danglin that laptop by a rope around his best friend and 2 little buddies....)

[MRM]

I understand there is a thriving group on YouTube who do this type of thing, similar to Byron's response, but perhaps a bit more subtle. But if it works for you, Byron, let us know. If it's that easy . . .

Anyway, I heard about a guy who responded with apparent interest and mentioned that he was a film producer or cast actors in advertisements or something like that. He got the scammers to video themselves doing a bunch of really stupid things (each time they did something worse on the encouragement of their "producer"). The videos made it all the way across the world, but the stars appeared to remain clueless. Anyone have the link to the videos?

[id10t]

MRM - do a google for "cult of the red breast" for similar... not video tho