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The Cuddly One
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Milan, Italy
Posts: 1,515
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Romantic and Vile
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell." What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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-Isa 911E 3.0 (Tristezza, the Rattus Maximus) and Jimmy the Mini lll Dum vivimus, vivamus! Man braucht nicht reparieren was funktioniert! |
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sudo apt-get purge 930
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Brandon, FL
Posts: 4,838
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Kiss me baby, ...
Nothing makes me sick!. EDIT: OOPS just realized it's supposed to rhyme, oh well.
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Mark 1979 930 Euro ***GONE AND DON'T MISS IT AT ALL*** "Worrying about depreciation on your car and keeping mileage down is like not ****ing your girlfriend so her next boyfriend finds her more appealing" --clutch-monkey |
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"O"man(are we in trouble)
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: On the edge
Posts: 16,452
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I love you so much,
I can't take a s---! Think that's from an old country music song, can't remember the name or artist. |
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09-29-2007, 04:58 AM
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Kantry Member
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: N.S. Can
Posts: 6,831
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Isabo,
Love the 'roses are red...' one. I'll add: If she burns you up, say she 'sets you on fire' And you'll always be welcome, you tricky old liar! Les
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09-29-2007, 09:46 AM
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No Band
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Casino
Posts: 3,901
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In the depths of my heart your love I'll always remember....
While in the back of our garden your body I'll dismember... 
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"HEY A$$MAN!!!" 
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09-30-2007, 08:55 AM
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You do not have permissi
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: midwest
Posts: 39,908
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Face of an angel, your full lips do entice,
they'd better, at your back-alley purchase price.
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Meanwhile other things are still happening. Last edited by john70t; 09-30-2007 at 09:54 AM.. |
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09-30-2007, 09:03 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
Posts: 28,943
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Put a smile on my face!
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2013 Jag XF, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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09-30-2007, 09:48 AM
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one of gods prototypes
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you fill my heart with love and glee.....
please tell me why it burns when i pee..... 
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09-30-2007, 11:05 AM
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1985 Porsche 911 carrera targa 3.2
