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The Cuddly One
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Milan, Italy
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A woman scorned!
 The theme: A woman scorned - post pictures or tales.
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-Isa 911E 3.0 (Tristezza, the Rattus Maximus) and Jimmy the Mini lll Dum vivimus, vivamus! Man braucht nicht reparieren was funktioniert! |
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Non Compos Mentis
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Off the grid- Almost
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I hope you're not looking for ideas! |
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10-01-2007, 12:44 AM
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The Cuddly One
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Milan, Italy
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No, my husband is a sweetheart. Plus he would be such an easy target - cars, motorcycles, shotguns: lots of room for creativity there. secretly modifying his custom tailored suits and ties. Shrinking his motorcycle leathers with hot water, superglue on the door of the officesafe where confidential client papers are stored. Using a joint credit card for some serious shopping, and that's just for starters on items I will list on a public forum.
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-Isa 911E 3.0 (Tristezza, the Rattus Maximus) and Jimmy the Mini lll Dum vivimus, vivamus! Man braucht nicht reparieren was funktioniert! |
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10-01-2007, 01:26 AM
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
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 Someone should dig up the M3 pics, where somebody busted up the bodywork and keyed f-you into much of the paint.
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10-01-2007, 06:27 AM
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No story or association, just thought it was funny
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Rob 87 944 * 89 951 "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." |
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10-01-2007, 07:05 AM
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MBruns for President
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Current Whip: - 2003 996 Twin Turbo - 39K miles - Lapis Blue/Grey Past: 1974 IROC (3.6) , 1987 Cabriolet (3.4) , 1990 C2 Targa, 1989 S2 |
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10-01-2007, 07:38 AM
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MBruns for President
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Current Whip: - 2003 996 Twin Turbo - 39K miles - Lapis Blue/Grey Past: 1974 IROC (3.6) , 1987 Cabriolet (3.4) , 1990 C2 Targa, 1989 S2 Last edited by JeremyD; 10-01-2007 at 07:55 AM.. |
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10-01-2007, 07:52 AM
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MAGA
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 10,776
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When I was in highschool, I dated the neighbor girl who was one year younger. When I dumped her after about 1 yr of dating, to go out drinking with a buddy and a girl he lined up for me on a 4th of July........Well she kind of lost it and over the next year or so on different occassions,
she #1- dumped zip strip all over my VW bug I had just finished painting. #2 She dumped molasses all over the interior of same bug, waxed the windows and flattened all 4 tires. #3 She (or her cousin) stole a car from a nearby town and sped up our drive and hit my bug totaling it and shoving thru the corner of my parents brick garage. #4 She dump white paint on my '72 Mustang (that had my and my buddies skiis on top on a ski rack), then shedump Cheerios cerial in the gas tank which took me months to figure out why my fuel system kept clogging. Years later at X-mas while visiting the neighbors, her drunk younger brother spilled the beans. Until that time, my parents thought I was dealing drugs or something as we had no idea who could be doing this. The girl acted pretty normal during all this time.
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German autos: '79 911 SC, '87 951, '03 330i, '08 Cayenne, '13 Cayenne 0% Liberal Men do not quit playing because they get old.... They get old because they quit playing. |
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10-01-2007, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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And they say that OJ was a bad guy. Go figure.
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10-01-2007, 08:11 AM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
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Good Lord Tim! Imagine if you married her!
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10-01-2007, 08:48 AM
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Tim, what on earth had you done to this woman?
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My uncle has a country place, that no one knows about. He said it used to be a farm, before the motor law. '72 911T 2,2S motor '76 BMW 2002 |
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10-01-2007, 09:09 AM
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MAGA
Join Date: May 2004
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She worked at a local Mcdonalds for spending money during the summer (I was 17, she was 16). I was supposed to go to her uncle's family 4th of July get-together. I just did not want to go and a buddy and his girlfriend and her good looking best friend wanted me to go with them to a 4th of July party with lots of booze etc. I was supposed to meet my girlfriend at McDonalds when she got off work to go to her uncle's. Instead I went with my friend and we stopped at Mcdonalds to get some pop to mix with our bottle of rum and I handed her her class ring as I paid for the pop and told her we were thru. I guess I thought a night out drinking with my friend and a hot chick outweighed my girlfriend. Go figure... In hindsight, it was a good move! 
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German autos: '79 911 SC, '87 951, '03 330i, '08 Cayenne, '13 Cayenne 0% Liberal Men do not quit playing because they get old.... They get old because they quit playing. |
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10-01-2007, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tucson AZ USA
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I could never be that angry or vengeful against anyone.
That kind of destruction is not funny.
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10-01-2007, 09:59 AM
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A while back someone posted a pair of red mustangs, one of which was vandalized. Apparently the angry ex bashed the wrong car...lol. Anyone have the link?
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10-01-2007, 10:02 AM
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Occam's Razor
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lake Jackson, TX
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Tim, the full qoute is "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned. Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
Talk about rage and fury!?!? That crazy girl covers both heaven and hell!!! I pity the fool who finally ended up with her.
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10-01-2007, 10:06 AM
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
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Damn Tim, I think you win.
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‘07 Mazda RX8-8 Past: 911T, 911SC, Carrera, 951s, 955, 996s, 987s, 986s, 997s, BMW 5x, C36, C63, XJR, S8, Maserati Coupe, GT500, etc |
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10-01-2007, 10:08 AM
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drag racing the short bus
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Location, Location...
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I mean, I can't see a guy doing something like this.
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10-01-2007, 10:11 AM
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Wow, that puts a little fear into me going back for class reunions. I had plenty of bad breakups which were 99% my fault.
My closest moment to receiving that kind of fury was back in high school at a Broncos game. I had two honeys one on each arm, nice blonds too. One suddenly turns on me and instantly makes the ultimatum question, "whose it going to be her or me?" Without much thinking, as I was enjoying the situation up till then and me not liking the question she just laid out, I blurted out the girl on my other arm. A few months later, I'm getting threatening gestures from a crazed Mexican dude who I've never met and who wants to fight. I didn't even make the connection right away until I saw those two together. Several altercations occur and I'm thinking, WTF? Fortunately, nothing serious developed. It was an eye opening moment for me. I've thought about it many times, how could I have handled it differently, no answer, alternate dates, more time, trial period.
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My uncle has a country place, that no one knows about. He said it used to be a farm, before the motor law. '72 911T 2,2S motor '76 BMW 2002 |
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10-01-2007, 10:33 AM
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Monkey with a mouse
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: SoCal
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Best, Kurt |
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10-01-2007, 11:22 AM
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MAGA
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 10,776
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It was probably 15 yrs later or so when I found out and I had become very good friends with her father (he is my parents neighbor), so I just kept her brother's slip to myself. She ended up marrying someone of another race to spite her dad and joined the army for awhile.....Her dad basically disowned her for years...Last I saw her, she was on her third husband, got fat and was working at a prison when she got out of the service. Funny thing is that in highschool she was one of the most popular girls and was gorgeous. The night my car was rammed, the phsyco b!tch came over with her dad while the police were still making a report and she acted like she felt bad for me (this was at least 6 months from the break-up). She was without a doubt phsyco! The worst part of all of this was that my parents couldn't help but wonder what the hell kind of stuff I was into at the time. A few years later, when in college, I had her over to my apartment once....looking back, I am suprised she did not screw with my stuff again once she knew where I was living again after I did not call her again after that night! 
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German autos: '79 911 SC, '87 951, '03 330i, '08 Cayenne, '13 Cayenne 0% Liberal Men do not quit playing because they get old.... They get old because they quit playing. |
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1989 Porsche 951 2.5L
Gone to California
Turbo
1972 Porsche 911 T/S 1971 2,2S
Gretta
Hansel
1985 Porsche 911 3.2 (Still in the stable)
1993 BMW 740 IL (Sold)
1985 Mercedes 380 SL (Sold)
1992 Harley Davidson Fatboy (Sold)
1971 Mercedes 280 SL (Currently being restored)
