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A woman scorned!






The theme: A woman scorned - post pictures or tales.

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Old 09-30-2007, 11:23 PM
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:44 AM
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No, my husband is a sweetheart. Plus he would be such an easy target - cars, motorcycles, shotguns: lots of room for creativity there. secretly modifying his custom tailored suits and ties. Shrinking his motorcycle leathers with hot water, superglue on the door of the officesafe where confidential client papers are stored. Using a joint credit card for some serious shopping, and that's just for starters on items I will list on a public forum.
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Old 10-01-2007, 01:26 AM
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No, my husband is a sweetheart. Plus he would be such an easy target - cars, motorcycles, shotguns: lots of room for creativity there. secretly modifying his custom tailored suits and ties. Shrinking his motorcycle leathers with hot water, superglue on the door of the officesafe where confidential client papers are stored. Using a joint credit card for some serious shopping, and that's just for starters on items I will list on a public forum.
Haven't put any thought into that, have you?

Someone should dig up the M3 pics, where somebody busted up the bodywork and keyed f-you into much of the paint.
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Old 10-01-2007, 06:27 AM
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:05 AM
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:38 AM
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:52 AM
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When I was in highschool, I dated the neighbor girl who was one year younger. When I dumped her after about 1 yr of dating, to go out drinking with a buddy and a girl he lined up for me on a 4th of July........Well she kind of lost it and over the next year or so on different occassions,

she #1- dumped zip strip all over my VW bug I had just finished painting.

#2 She dumped molasses all over the interior of same bug, waxed the windows and flattened all 4 tires.

#3 She (or her cousin) stole a car from a nearby town and sped up our drive and hit my bug totaling it and shoving thru the corner of my parents brick garage.

#4 She dump white paint on my '72 Mustang (that had my and my buddies skiis on top on a ski rack), then shedump Cheerios cerial in the gas tank which took me months to figure out why my fuel system kept clogging.

Years later at X-mas while visiting the neighbors, her drunk younger brother spilled the beans. Until that time, my parents thought I was dealing drugs or something as we had no idea who could be doing this. The girl acted pretty normal during all this time.
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:04 AM
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:11 AM
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Good Lord Tim! Imagine if you married her!
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:48 AM
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Tim, what on earth had you done to this woman?
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:09 AM
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Tim, what on earth had you done to this woman?

She worked at a local Mcdonalds for spending money during the summer (I was 17, she was 16). I was supposed to go to her uncle's family 4th of July get-together. I just did not want to go and a buddy and his girlfriend and her good looking best friend wanted me to go with them to a 4th of July party with lots of booze etc. I was supposed to meet my girlfriend at McDonalds when she got off work to go to her uncle's. Instead I went with my friend and we stopped at Mcdonalds to get some pop to mix with our bottle of rum and I handed her her class ring as I paid for the pop and told her we were thru. I guess I thought a night out drinking with my friend and a hot chick outweighed my girlfriend. Go figure... In hindsight, it was a good move!
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:54 AM
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I could never be that angry or vengeful against anyone.

That kind of destruction is not funny.
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:59 AM
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A while back someone posted a pair of red mustangs, one of which was vandalized. Apparently the angry ex bashed the wrong car...lol. Anyone have the link?
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Old 10-01-2007, 10:02 AM
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Tim, the full qoute is "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned. Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

Talk about rage and fury!?!? That crazy girl covers both heaven and hell!!! I pity the fool who finally ended up with her.
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Old 10-01-2007, 10:06 AM
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Damn Tim, I think you win.
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Old 10-01-2007, 10:08 AM
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When I was in highschool, I dated the neighbor girl who was one year younger. When I dumped her after about 1 yr of dating, to go out drinking with a buddy and a girl he lined up for me on a 4th of July........Well she kind of lost it and over the next year or so on different occassions,

she #1- dumped zip strip all over my VW bug I had just finished painting.

#2 She dumped molasses all over the interior of same bug, waxed the windows and flattened all 4 tires.

#3 She (or her cousin) stole a car from a nearby town and sped up our drive and hit my bug totaling it and shoving thru the corner of my parents brick garage.

#4 She dump white paint on my '72 Mustang (that had my and my buddies skiis on top on a ski rack), then shedump Cheerios cerial in the gas tank which took me months to figure out why my fuel system kept clogging.

Years later at X-mas while visiting the neighbors, her drunk younger brother spilled the beans. Until that time, my parents thought I was dealing drugs or something as we had no idea who could be doing this. The girl acted pretty normal during all this time.
I'm interested to know what you did in return. I can't imagine you just let this go. Dumping a girl in no way justifies what she did to you.

I mean, I can't see a guy doing something like this.
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Wow, that puts a little fear into me going back for class reunions. I had plenty of bad breakups which were 99% my fault.

My closest moment to receiving that kind of fury was back in high school at a Broncos game. I had two honeys one on each arm, nice blonds too. One suddenly turns on me and instantly makes the ultimatum question, "whose it going to be her or me?" Without much thinking, as I was enjoying the situation up till then and me not liking the question she just laid out, I blurted out the girl on my other arm.

A few months later, I'm getting threatening gestures from a crazed Mexican dude who I've never met and who wants to fight. I didn't even make the connection right away until I saw those two together. Several altercations occur and I'm thinking, WTF? Fortunately, nothing serious developed. It was an eye opening moment for me. I've thought about it many times, how could I have handled it differently, no answer, alternate dates, more time, trial period.
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Old 10-01-2007, 10:33 AM
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. . . picture snipped . . .
I'd call that "art"!

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Old 10-01-2007, 11:22 AM
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I'm interested to know what you did in return. I can't imagine you just let this go. Dumping a girl in no way justifies what she did to you.

I mean, I can't see a guy doing something like this.

It was probably 15 yrs later or so when I found out and I had become very good friends with her father (he is my parents neighbor), so I just kept her brother's slip to myself. She ended up marrying someone of another race to spite her dad and joined the army for awhile.....Her dad basically disowned her for years...Last I saw her, she was on her third husband, got fat and was working at a prison when she got out of the service.

Funny thing is that in highschool she was one of the most popular girls and was gorgeous. The night my car was rammed, the phsyco b!tch came over with her dad while the police were still making a report and she acted like she felt bad for me (this was at least 6 months from the break-up). She was without a doubt phsyco! The worst part of all of this was that my parents couldn't help but wonder what the hell kind of stuff I was into at the time.

A few years later, when in college, I had her over to my apartment once....looking back, I am suprised she did not screw with my stuff again once she knew where I was living again after I did not call her again after that night!

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