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Puberty- what's your solution
The poverty thread got me thinking about this.
Even since puberty, I spend half of my days thinking about naked chicks. No matter how important a project is that I am working on, if a chick walks by I immediately lose track of things and need to start over. It used to be so bad in junior high that when we were doing geometry, the teacher would draw a circle and I would start thinking about boobs. I used to be an intelligent, focused individual with all the talent and promise in the world. Now, I just barely get by and I cannot help but to think that this 'puberty' that I contracted has irreparably damaged my brain. How can we stop this from ruining another generation? |
Castration?
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How old are you? 14? |
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Glad to hear you are still in touch with your primitive, biological roots! Even better you have the balls to admit it. As previously stated, it is abso-frigging-lutely natural. Ever since God or "Darwin" decided to create a race sporting a somewhat higher level of consciousness than the rest of the living creatures, we tend to ignore the fact that we are biologically just another race of mammals. Among all living creatures, there is one singel subconscious behavior driving motive - the powerful force of 'wanting' to reproduce.
In essence, every single type of behavior strive to ultimately reproduce yourself as well as possible. Giving homo sapience a superior conscience left us drifting in an 'unnatural' state of mental complexity depriving us of our natural instincts. Men still strive to show off the nicest nest, the best resourses and the safest child environment (albeit sometimes in a peculiar way). Women still strive to look their most appropriate as child bearers and carers. I am pleased you are still showing signs of being a REAL MALE of the homo sapience species. :D |
I'm fifty going on 16. Seriously.
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I thought you were banned!
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Easy, give every pre-pubescent boy unfettered and unsupervised access to the internet. By the time they reach maturity they'll be so jaded from the Pr0n that they won't respond to anything but the most outrageous....
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About the only time I don;t think about getting laid is when I just got some. So, pretty much all the time I'm thinking about it as well! |
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Do not have the slightest idea what you are talking about.
Now, let me get back to work... what I would give to be a cat at times.... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1192039791.jpg |
mmmm, boobs.
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I don't think about sex when I'm thinking about food or cars.
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Alas i have the cure (administer every 6-8 hours as needed to subdue urges):
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I was gonna say you had some honesty issues.
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Uh...well....apparently turning 52 will fix the problem:rolleyes::D |
got my revenge on those terrible times of a late puberty by doing all those girls a few years later that ignored me then. before they got fat and ugly. of course in high school I had done them all many times over. only they weren't there and didn't know it.
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I can't even begin to tell you how many chicks did me back then under those circumstances! |
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________________ Elect Billary. Wait ... that may make most young men cross over to the dark side.:eek: |
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Thanks, thought it was just me. ;) Scott here... 50 going on 14... And what was all that "the male sex drive starts to taper off after 30" they taught us in school about? |
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