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rammstein 10-10-2007 08:21 AM

Puberty- what's your solution
 
The poverty thread got me thinking about this.

Even since puberty, I spend half of my days thinking about naked chicks. No matter how important a project is that I am working on, if a chick walks by I immediately lose track of things and need to start over. It used to be so bad in junior high that when we were doing geometry, the teacher would draw a circle and I would start thinking about boobs. I used to be an intelligent, focused individual with all the talent and promise in the world. Now, I just barely get by and I cannot help but to think that this 'puberty' that I contracted has irreparably damaged my brain.

How can we stop this from ruining another generation?

legion 10-10-2007 08:22 AM

Castration?

masraum 10-10-2007 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by legion (Post 3523465)
Castration?

I'm not sure that would fix the problem. It would just make it a torture because you couldn't follow through.

Nostril Cheese 10-10-2007 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rammstein (Post 3523462)
The poverty thread got me thinking about this.

Even since puberty, I spend half of my days thinking about naked chicks. No matter how important a project is that I am working on, if a chick walks by I immediately lose track of things and need to start over. It used to be so bad in junior high that when we were doing geometry, the teacher would draw a circle and I would start thinking about boobs. I used to be an intelligent, focused individual with all the talent and promise in the world. Now, I just barely get by and I cannot help but to think that this 'puberty' that I contracted has irreparably damaged my brain.

How can we stop this from ruining another generation?


How old are you? 14?

m325ix 10-10-2007 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rammstein (Post 3523462)
The poverty thread got me thinking about this.

Even since puberty, I spend half of my days thinking about naked chicks. No matter how important a project is that I am working on, if a chick walks by I immediately lose track of things and need to start over. It used to be so bad in junior high that when we were doing geometry, the teacher would draw a circle and I would start thinking about boobs. I used to be an intelligent, focused individual with all the talent and promise in the world. Now, I just barely get by and I cannot help but to think that this 'puberty' that I contracted has irreparably damaged my brain.

How can we stop this from ruining another generation?

hehehe.. that's funny, I was the same way, I bet 99% of straight men are, it's just natural, the whole world is about sex and reproduction. It gets bad when you are around very beautiful women most of the time ;)

craigster59 10-10-2007 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by rammstein (Post 3523462)
How can we stop this from ruining another generation?

Try imagining "her" naked...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1192033587.jpg

rammstein 10-10-2007 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese (Post 3523473)
How old are you? 14?

May as well be sometimes. :D

livi 10-10-2007 09:36 AM

Glad to hear you are still in touch with your primitive, biological roots! Even better you have the balls to admit it. As previously stated, it is abso-frigging-lutely natural. Ever since God or "Darwin" decided to create a race sporting a somewhat higher level of consciousness than the rest of the living creatures, we tend to ignore the fact that we are biologically just another race of mammals. Among all living creatures, there is one singel subconscious behavior driving motive - the powerful force of 'wanting' to reproduce.

In essence, every single type of behavior strive to ultimately reproduce yourself as well as possible. Giving homo sapience a superior conscience left us drifting in an 'unnatural' state of mental complexity depriving us of our natural instincts.

Men still strive to show off the nicest nest, the best resourses and the safest child environment (albeit sometimes in a peculiar way).

Women still strive to look their most appropriate as child bearers and carers.

I am pleased you are still showing signs of being a REAL MALE of the homo sapience species. :D

Superman 10-10-2007 09:45 AM

I'm fifty going on 16. Seriously.

dd74 10-10-2007 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Superman (Post 3523639)
I'm fifty going on 16. Seriously.

I wouldn't have guessed...:D

rammstein 10-10-2007 09:56 AM

I thought you were banned!

cstreit 10-10-2007 09:58 AM

Easy, give every pre-pubescent boy unfettered and unsupervised access to the internet. By the time they reach maturity they'll be so jaded from the Pr0n that they won't respond to anything but the most outrageous....

M.D. Holloway 10-10-2007 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by livi (Post 3523614)
....every single type of behavior strive to ultimately reproduce yourself as well as possible. Giving homo sapience a superior conscience left us drifting in an 'unnatural' state of mental complexity depriving us of our natural instincts. ... :D

I would have to say that all living critters either want to get laid or eat. Sometimes getting laid does't make sense due to the time of the year so they do not have that interest. Humans can have babies pretty much anytime so we want (or can) have sex pretty much anytime.

About the only time I don;t think about getting laid is when I just got some. So, pretty much all the time I'm thinking about it as well!

frogger 10-10-2007 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by rammstein
Even since puberty, I spend half of my days thinking about naked chicks.

http://www.captainwilliams.co.uk/bb/...hickssmall.jpg

Joeaksa 10-10-2007 10:10 AM

Do not have the slightest idea what you are talking about.

Now, let me get back to work... what I would give to be a cat at times....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1192039791.jpg

Rot 911 10-10-2007 10:22 AM

mmmm, boobs.

dd74 10-10-2007 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by rammstein (Post 3523666)
I thought you were banned!

I was asked back for my insight. :D

legion 10-10-2007 10:43 AM

I don't think about sex when I'm thinking about food or cars.

lendaddy 10-10-2007 10:46 AM

Alas i have the cure (administer every 6-8 hours as needed to subdue urges):

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1192041992.jpg

legion 10-10-2007 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by legion (Post 3523795)
I don't think about sex when I'm thinking about food or cars.

Okay, I lied. Sometimes I think about two of them together. Once in a great while, all three.

rammstein 10-10-2007 10:59 AM

I was gonna say you had some honesty issues.

Dan in Pasadena 10-10-2007 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by rammstein (Post 3523462)
The poverty thread got me thinking about this.

Even since puberty, I spend half of my days thinking about naked chicks. No matter how important a project is that I am working on, if a chick walks by I immediately lose track of things and need to start over. It used to be so bad in junior high that when we were doing geometry, the teacher would draw a circle and I would start thinking about boobs. I used to be an intelligent, focused individual with all the talent and promise in the world. Now, I just barely get by and I cannot help but to think that this 'puberty' that I contracted has irreparably damaged my brain.

How can we stop this from ruining another generation?


Uh...well....apparently turning 52 will fix the problem:rolleyes::D

johnco 10-10-2007 02:01 PM

got my revenge on those terrible times of a late puberty by doing all those girls a few years later that ignored me then. before they got fat and ugly. of course in high school I had done them all many times over. only they weren't there and didn't know it.

rammstein 10-10-2007 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by johnco (Post 3524174)
of course in high school I had done them all many times over. only they weren't there and didn't know it.

Pricelessly honest quote!

I can't even begin to tell you how many chicks did me back then under those circumstances!

Mo_Gearhead 10-11-2007 08:53 AM

Quote: "How can we stop this from ruining another generation?"
________________

Elect Billary.

Wait ... that may make most young men cross over to the dark side.:eek:

M.D. Holloway 10-11-2007 09:20 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1192123176.jpg



what? what did you say? what?

scottmandue 10-11-2007 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by rammstein (Post 3523462)
The poverty thread got me thinking about this.

Even since puberty, I spend half of my days thinking about naked chicks. No matter how important a project is that I am working on, if a chick walks by I immediately lose track of things and need to start over. It used to be so bad in junior high that when we were doing geometry, the teacher would draw a circle and I would start thinking about boobs. I used to be an intelligent, focused individual with all the talent and promise in the world. Now, I just barely get by and I cannot help but to think that this 'puberty' that I contracted has irreparably damaged my brain.

How can we stop this from ruining another generation?


Thanks, thought it was just me. ;)

Scott here... 50 going on 14...

And what was all that "the male sex drive starts to taper off after 30" they taught us in school about?


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