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Puberty- what's your solution
The poverty thread got me thinking about this.
Even since puberty, I spend half of my days thinking about naked chicks. No matter how important a project is that I am working on, if a chick walks by I immediately lose track of things and need to start over. It used to be so bad in junior high that when we were doing geometry, the teacher would draw a circle and I would start thinking about boobs. I used to be an intelligent, focused individual with all the talent and promise in the world. Now, I just barely get by and I cannot help but to think that this 'puberty' that I contracted has irreparably damaged my brain. How can we stop this from ruining another generation? |
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Castration?
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Glad to hear you are still in touch with your primitive, biological roots! Even better you have the balls to admit it. As previously stated, it is abso-frigging-lutely natural. Ever since God or "Darwin" decided to create a race sporting a somewhat higher level of consciousness than the rest of the living creatures, we tend to ignore the fact that we are biologically just another race of mammals. Among all living creatures, there is one singel subconscious behavior driving motive - the powerful force of 'wanting' to reproduce.
In essence, every single type of behavior strive to ultimately reproduce yourself as well as possible. Giving homo sapience a superior conscience left us drifting in an 'unnatural' state of mental complexity depriving us of our natural instincts. Men still strive to show off the nicest nest, the best resourses and the safest child environment (albeit sometimes in a peculiar way). Women still strive to look their most appropriate as child bearers and carers. I am pleased you are still showing signs of being a REAL MALE of the homo sapience species.
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I'm fifty going on 16. Seriously.
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Easy, give every pre-pubescent boy unfettered and unsupervised access to the internet. By the time they reach maturity they'll be so jaded from the Pr0n that they won't respond to anything but the most outrageous....
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About the only time I don;t think about getting laid is when I just got some. So, pretty much all the time I'm thinking about it as well!
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Do not have the slightest idea what you are talking about.
Now, let me get back to work... what I would give to be a cat at times.... 
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mmmm, boobs.
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I don't think about sex when I'm thinking about food or cars.
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Alas i have the cure (administer every 6-8 hours as needed to subdue urges):
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