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You just might be a Taliban if.....

...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
>
> ...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
> afford shoes.
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> ...You have more wives than teeth.
>
> ...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
>
> ...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
>
> ...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at > a
> helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
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> ...You've ever had your camel repossessed.
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> ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
>
> ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in > your
> robe.
>
> ...You've ever been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look fat?'
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> ...You think 'The Kite Runner' is the funniest book you ever read.
>
> ...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed > ankle.
>
> ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than > setting
> off roadside bombs.
>
> ...You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your > cave.'
>
> ...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean


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Old 10-11-2007, 07:30 AM
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Great Byron!
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Sad that its true...
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That is some funny shiite!
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how'bout.......................if you fly anywhere with scuba diving gear.........YOU WILL BE TREATED AS A TALIBAN, DESPITE BRAND NEW GEN-U-INE U.S. PASSPORT STATING YOU ARE A BONIFIDE HONEST TO GOD U.S. CITIZEN!!!!!!! BORN IN DA U.S.A>!


sassa-frassa-rassa-frassa arrrggghhhh TSA!


TSA "so your from cave creek?" yep! "and where is cave creek?" in arizona!

TSA "is there really a cave?" yep!

TSA " please step over here for additional screening measures" oh boy the group "W" bench!!

TSA " now why do you have all this underwater gear?" because i'm going unta-wata! " and what do you do underwater?" take pictures! "and where are you going underwater?" into the ABYSS!(wrong answer). to barbados SIR! (all the while, hes holding my boarding pass with destination: barbados SPELLED OUT).

TSA "thats better!"

TSA " thank you."
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You just might be a Taliban if you don't believe in using a fishing pole to catch fish........

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I think this thread is disrespectful to the Taliban.

They are human beings with families just like you and me.
























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I hear "Kite Runner" is a good book. Have you read it, Byron?
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you answer with 5 yard at 50 yards when asked about how good your grouping is with that AK
you think maintenance of your weapon means shaking off the dust
you have a a kitchentowel sales catalogue so you stay in fashion in the head garment departement
you can't read a single letter, yet keep quoting a thousand year old best seller as much as
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you sometimes wake up at night with an ominously confused sense that all the above may apply to you but you canīt help but to feel a nagging notion it is all wrong..
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nagging notion

that nagging notion is due to light deprivation , courtesy of the "GITMO AIR" cabine attendants


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