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Why do blondes have more fun?








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Old 10-12-2007, 08:16 PM
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a picture says a thousands words, you've posted 5 so you question would look to be answered.
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Did you ask them how much a barrel of the blonds went for?

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Old 10-13-2007, 04:23 AM
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Did the 959 come with any of the accessories pictured above?
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[QUOTE=Aurel;3528939]Did you ask them how much a barrel of the blonds went for?

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The car would be much less expensive!
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Old 10-13-2007, 04:28 AM
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huh? Wayne, you bought a 959?
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Old 10-13-2007, 04:42 AM
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I hope the 959 is more real than the blondes. Otherwise you got a converted 912. With silcone fender bulges and dyed carpet.
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I hope the 959 is more real than the blondes. Otherwise you got a converted 912. With silcone fender bulges and dyed carpet.
+1 Not sure that I would spend any time with any of them. More silicone than Dow Corning can produce in a week in those "babes"...
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Why is it that any time someone posts gorgeous women we get the inevitable rips about their lack of perfection.
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Why is it that any time someone posts gorgeous women we get the inevitable rips about their lack of perfection.
It is solely the man made aspect, I have no issues with the remainder.
Old 10-13-2007, 06:01 AM
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Why is it that any time someone posts gorgeous women we get the inevitable rips about their lack of perfection.
I have no problem with natural imperfections (we all got um) but the hair on those girls is about as natural as if it was dyed blue....
And with the comically inflated boob if that floats your boat fine, different strokes... but some of us prefer out ladies au natural.
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Old 10-13-2007, 06:13 AM
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And with the comically inflated boob if that floats your boat fine, different strokes...

Boobs? Don't forget lips and cheek implants. Those women are about one step from here... http://realdoll.com/
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First picture, 2nd from the left, yes......
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huh? Wayne, you bought a 959?
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And don't forget a few pics from last night in the "random pics that you have taken" thread
random pics that YOU have taken.......
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I think I've got it now. No hair color. No surgery. What about finger nails & make up? Or is that too "fake" too?
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You can take your bleach blondes and shove it.

Also, can someone explain to me how big ass red nails are hot?
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Old 10-13-2007, 09:40 AM
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It is simply human nature to point out the imperfections in others. I think it is a way of making ourselves feel better. It may not be noble, but it seems to be a condition we all suffer from to one degree or another.

I prefer people with imperfections. To others, my departed wife would have simply been another aging gal. To me, she was perfection personified.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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I think I've got it now. No hair color. No surgery. What about finger nails & make up? Or is that too "fake" too?
Some of us want a girl you can throw in the lake or pool and when she comes to the surface looks much the same as before. The "ladies" above would not even need a life jacket to float with implants.

If you want one that is best friends with her hairdresser, plastic surgeon and fingernail salon, then have fun.

You want something a bit more natural how about these:


Teri Hatcher



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You can take your bleach blondes and shove it.

Also, can someone explain to me how big ass red nails are hot?

because they look good wrapped around your...hand, you thought I was going to say penis didn't you.


In my experience, women with dyed hair, silicone implants, tucks, lifts, look okay, but generally have a lot of insecurities and problems. As my mother told me regarding my ex-wife, but true of all women.

You have to get out of bed and talk to them sometime.

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