Italian Boy's Confession

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Friend of mine just sent this to me - worth a read (got a chuckle out of it):



"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Funachelli?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I can not say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Maria Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight-lipped, Tommy Funachelli, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

4 months vacation and 5 good leads!

[SlowToady]

Awesome! Ahahahahah.....

[livi]

Nice one, as Rowan Atkinson would have said.

Also Mr Atkinson playing a priest:

A bride to be came to me and asked me this question: -'Father, what is the churches attitude to fellatio ?'

- I said, I would like to tell you, but unfortunately I don´t know what fellatio is. So she showed me!

- From that day, whenever a young bride to be asks me that question, I always reply - I would like to tell you, but unfortunately I don´t know what fellatio is..

[RickM]

I posted this joke in the joke thread about two weeks ago