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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
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If I Had a Dime For Everytime (fill in the blank) I'd Be Rich
a salesman asked a dumbass question...
my wife yakked at me for no reason other than to yak... I rubbed one out... I read something on this site that made me wonder WTF?... I thought about my Folks & Kids... I got a phone call from someone wanting me to subscribe to some rag...
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Michael D. Holloway https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_D._Holloway https://5thorderindustry.com/ https://www.amazon.com/s?k=michael+d+holloway&crid=3AWD8RUVY3E2F&sprefix= michael+d+holloway%2Caps%2C136&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 |
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
Posts: 51,063
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every time some told me I was a worthless fk....
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10-29-2007, 01:25 PM
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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Steve '08 Boxster RS60 Spyder #0099/1960 - never named a car before, but this is Charlotte. '88 targa  SOLD 2004 - gone but not forgotten
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10-29-2007, 01:30 PM
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Registered
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,569
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every time you mentioned anal sex...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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10-29-2007, 01:31 PM
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is this thing on?
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Franklin, NJ
Posts: 2,527
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smacked the cratch?
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10-29-2007, 02:04 PM
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Unregistered
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
Posts: 55,652
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If I had a dime for every dime I've spent ........
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10-29-2007, 02:07 PM
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Monkey+Football
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I told my wife and kids I love them.
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<Insert witty comment> 85 Targa Wong Chip Fabspeed M&K Bilsteins and a bunch of other stuff. |
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10-29-2007, 02:34 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Usa
Posts: 3,621
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Wow you weren't kidding.
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10-29-2007, 02:37 PM
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Monkey+Football
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I saw someone get promoted based on how strong an oral vacuum they could create.
I met a project manager who couldnt manage and couldnt define a "project". I proved a so called IT expert wrong with a simple Google search. I met a "customer service" person who defined neither.
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<Insert witty comment> 85 Targa Wong Chip Fabspeed M&K Bilsteins and a bunch of other stuff. |
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10-29-2007, 02:39 PM
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Registered
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Maryland
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I am a Navy Captain (which I love having earning and being), but with the last name of Morgan...the incessant rum jokes may cause a Texas Bell Tower moment.
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10-29-2007, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: NWNJ
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I fell in love...uhhh lust
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big blue tricycle stare down the darkness and watch it fade |
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10-29-2007, 02:51 PM
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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I think about cratch slappin'.
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A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
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10-29-2007, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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10-29-2007, 05:19 PM
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
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10-29-2007, 05:39 PM
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Detached Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: southern California
Posts: 26,964
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I almost got run over in a parking lot by a female yakking on her cell phone will driving (usually an SUV).
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10-29-2007, 05:44 PM
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Virginia Rocks!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just outside the beltway
Posts: 8,497
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Someone posted the "Frozen Targa"
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Rosewood 1983 911 SC Targa | Black 1990 944 S2 | White 1980 BMW R65 | Past: Crystal 1986 944 na Guards Red is for the Unoriginal
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10-29-2007, 06:05 PM
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Living in Reality
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 5,671
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If I had a dime for every time some ********* didn't use his/her automobile blinkers...
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10-29-2007, 06:08 PM
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I hit the Pelican Icon in my bookmark toolbar....
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Jon '85 Targa (recently acquired by Coollx) '02 Carrera 4S (holy moly...I'm in heaven....in the snow too) '06 BMW 325i (gone and forgotten) '03 Honda Odyssey (more dings every day....thanks wifey) |
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10-29-2007, 06:18 PM
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Used & Abused
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Sebring, FL
Posts: 924
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someone started a conversation with "Ya know, blah blah blah"
I've started interrupting them with "Yeah I do know, don't remind me."
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83 - 944, daily driver 62 - VW Karmann Ghia, never moving restoration "Oh Bother," said Pooh, as he chambered another round. |
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10-29-2007, 06:20 PM
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Sultan of Sawzall
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Louisiana "Take me to 'da bridge"
Posts: 4,806
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...for every drunk I've heard yell "Freebird", "Brown Eyed Girl", "Mustang Sally" or "Margaritaville"
...and for all those times I've played them
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Gruppe B #319 2 '86 911 Carrera coupes (red & white) '66 Corsa convertible 140/4(red) '66 Monza coupe 110/PG(white) '95 993 cabriolet (wife's) |
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10-29-2007, 06:55 PM
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1985 Porsche 911 Carrera Targa 3.2 
