Vasectomy

And Vodka.

:D

Tie wrap, AKA cable tie...

Twist off tops

Handguns.

Drive up coffee Kiosks - anywhere, everywhere... Blessed wonderful caffeine!

angela

Canned Beer, Rifle/ Pistol cartridges, High speed aircraft.

The 6-in-1 or 10-in-1 type screwdriver. When I do service electrical work, carrying around 6-8 different screwdrivers that you may or may not need is a bit cumbersome. They've been a true time saver for me esp. when working in small areas that you can't carry all of your tools into.

Scroll wheel on the mouse your using now.

cell
use to sit at a desk all day, now I only do when I want to.

frost free frig, battery powered drill, cell phone, GPS, shoelaces that last

Al Gore's Internet

Metric, swivel box-end ratchet wrenches. I can think of no better single tool purchase for Porsche repair.

- Cotton underwear

- Flashlights

- Ice Cream

- Diet Pepsi

-Z-man.

Tagless clothing. Why in the name of god (or science) did manufacturers decide to put a tag at the back of your neck, or worse, at the tip of your asscrack? Did nobody at these companies ever see the fallacy in this?

Product designer "Hey- we need a tag saying where this was made, and how to wash it!"

Product designer #2 "OK- lets put it RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE ASSCRACK! Thats a REALLY sensitive part!"

Brilliant!

All of my underpants and tshirts are now required to be tagless. If I receive an acticle of clothing as a gift that happens to have a tag, it must be either removed or the clothing returned.

I am done with itchy tags. DAMMIT!!! That's also going to be on my presidential agenda for 2008. Vote RAMMSTEIN!

how about the remote control..

I can't believe nobody has said battery.

Battery.

or Vibrator

Rolling papers.

I'd agree with your first 4. The fifth one, not so sure!

the Fuch center cap removal tool was a good one and scissors