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Guitar players... anyone recommend an EASY love song?

Hello and welcome to: "Help Scott get laid!"

I'm a bass player by heart but I can bang out a few basic chords on the old ghee-tar... on a good night I can even rip up a basic three chord RnR tune on an electric with my buddies.

Been dating a lady for about two months and we have progressed to the point of hanging out at her place instead of having to go out... now we are talking about hanging out at my place... I jokingly tell her "don't be alarmed that I have two or three guitars laying around the place" she asks "are you going to play me a song?" I come back with "uh... yeah, sure".

Problem being I just goof around on guitar and don't know any love songs.

So all you musicians out there, any recommendations for a simple love song? Something with three or four simple open chords?

Thanks,
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:17 AM
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I've been really tryin , baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,
(same chords)
Eb Cm7 Ab Bb7
Let's get it on
Lets get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:22 AM
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Quit yer yappin' and hit it.

2 months? Hell, there are marriage that don't last that long :P
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:26 AM
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Seriously though, go to www.chordie.com and pick out something quick and easy to learn. REM's "The One I Love" is easy, or maybe a nice old blues tune. "Fetch me my nightcap baby, put on your mornin' gown..."
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Rod Stewart´s 'Do You think I am sexy' is easy enough.
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Eric Clapton's Wonderful Tonight is pretty easy.
Old 11-29-2007, 09:32 AM
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If she's still in the room after you finish this song, she must REALLY love you..

EM7
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight,

Doin' the town and doin' it right,
F#m7
In the ev enin'
EM7
It's pretty plea sin'.

EM7
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam


Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
F#m7
And they sh immy
EM7
And Sammy's so sk inny.

A G#m F#m
And they whir led and they twir led and they tangoed
A G#m F#m
Si ngin' and ji ngin' the jango
A G#m F#m
Fl oatin' like the heavens a bove
DM7 EbM7, EM7-
It looks like muskrat love.

EM7
Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese,
F#m7
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my mi ssus?"
EM7
And she say "yes" with her ki sses.

EM7
Now he's ticklin' her fancy, rubbin' her toes

Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
F#m7 EM7
As they wri ggle, and Sue starts to gi ggle.

A G#m F#m
And they whir led and they twir led and they tangoed
A G#m F#m
Si ngin' and ji ngin' the jango
A G#m F#m
Fl oatin' like the heavens a bove
DM7 EbM7, EM7-
It looks like muskrat love.

EM7 F#m7 EM7
La da da da d a ...
EM7 F#m7 EM7
La la la la l a la . ..

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Old 11-29-2007, 09:36 AM
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More Than Words - it's super easy and every girl knows it.
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"Cratch Slappin"

The words are already posted on the site, surely one of the guitar guys can come up with a three chord riff for it...

Plus it sets the mood!
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:55 AM
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Wild Thing is pretty easy. Three chords.
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Don't forget GNR's "I Used to Love Her, But I Had to Kill Her". That's a favorite with the ladies too.
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:57 AM
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Don't forget GNR's "I Used to Love Her, But I Had to Kill Her". That's a favorite with the ladies too.
And don't forget "Girlfriend in a Coma" by The Smiths..
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There's always Last Caress by the Misfits..

I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesnt matter much to me
As long as its dead

Well I got something to say
I raped your mother today
And it doesnt matter much to me
As long as she spread

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress

Go

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress

Well, I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesnt matter much to me
As long as its dead

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death
One last caress

One last caress, sweet death
One last caress, sweet death
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Rod Stewart´s 'Do You think I am sexy' is easy enough.
Yeah... but she probably wouldn't want to kiss me after I vomited.

Craig, Muskrat love... you are evil.

Rick, "More than words" Are you serious? Maybe the chords are easy but the vocals would be a beehach... maybe your joking... naw that would never happen!

Nostatic, already know "Wild thing"... not sure that is the exact mood I'm going for.
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I wanna fuch,

Do you wanna fuch?

F#m7
In on da floor?
EM7
It's pretty plea sin'.

EM7
On da floor?

Words and music by Kurt V
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Hmmmm this looks promising:

F G G F G G F G
You're so bad, You're so bad, You're so
F G G F G G F G
You're so b ad, You're so bad, You're so

D Bb C D
You think you're in love like it's a real sure thing
D Bb C D
But every time you fall you get your ass in a sling
D Bb C D
You used to be strong but now it's ooh baby please
D Bb C G
'cause falling in love is so hard on the knees

You're so bad, You're so bad, You're so
You're so bad, You're so bad, You're so

Gm C Bb Eb
We was making love when you t old me that you loved me
C Eb Bb Gm
I thought ol' cupid he was t aking aim
Gm C Bb Eb
I was believer when you t old me that you loved me
C Eb Bb Gm
And then you c alled me someone elses n ame

There ain't gonna be no more beggin' you please
You know what I want and it ain't one of these

You're bad to the bone and your girlfriend agrees
That falling in love is so hard on the knees

You're so bad, You're so bad, You're so
You're so bad, You're so bad, You're so

Chip off the old block man you're so much like your sister
My fantasize it must be out of luck
My old libido has been blowing a transistor
I feel like I have been hit by a ****

Yeah

I'm Jones' in' on love yeah I got the DT's
You say that we will but there ain't no guarentees
I'm major in love but in all minor keys
'cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
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"Cratch Slappin"

The words are already posted on the site, surely one of the guitar guys can come up with a three chord riff for it...

Plus it sets the mood!
Yep, I got it. Works perfectly with 'Moon River' a la Chevy Chase.
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:18 AM
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EM7
I wanna fuch,

Do you wanna fuch?

F#m7
In on da floor?
EM7
It's pretty plea sin'.

EM7
On da floor?

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F#m7? What are you crazy?

Come on guys, I know I'm not the first guys to do this... how about something by Dylan or Neil Young?

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Per your initial post, I am worrying about you Scott.

Maybe you should go safe and pick something by Elvis. Like Love Me Tender or Teddybear. Most of the King´s songs are a few simple chords. Don´t forget to work on your hip moves.
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More Than Words WILL get you laid if you have someone there who can do the harmonies with you. It's a very easy song to play and sing at the same time.

The right song depends on the age of the ladies. If they're in their mid-30's, then 80's power ballads always work. When the Children Cry, Every Rose Has Its Thorn, that kind of stuff. If they're much older, you can alway pull out Dust In the Wind. If you have some chops, classic Led Zepp is always a winner too. If you can sing and play Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, you WILL get laid. Now, if you want cred. with the guys, grab a 12 string, find the right tuning and play the Rain Song.

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