Gift for the person who has everything

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Rhino *****.

No, I'm not making this up (Florida, go figure. . . )

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/07/rhino.poop.ap/index.html





YULEE, Florida (AP) -- Stumped about what to give that special someone this Christmas? How about some rhino poop?
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Wouldn't someone on your list love to have a hunk of rhino dung?

The International Rhino Foundation is auctioning on eBay four pieces of dung from the endangered species and will use the proceeds to fund conservation efforts.

The pieces come from four of the five types of rhino: white, black, Indian and Sumatran. The Javan rhino is so rare, a sample could not be collected.

Each piece is dried, mounted in a clear trophy case and marked with the type of rhino that produced it.

The auction ends Sunday. As of Friday morning bidding had been light, with the sole bid for Sumatran rhino poop standing at $500. Black rhino poop was standing at $355, Indian was at $305 and white -- generating the most interest with 17 bids -- was at $350.

The foundation, which is based at the White Oak Conservation Center in Florida, says only about 17,500 rhinos remain in the wild, with another 1,200 living in captivity.

[svandamme]

frankly i don't think it's such a bad idea

let's say you've got a shallow, spoiled relative in the family
and for the family get together they draw names for who to buy

i mean, if the relative already has everything
you buy this rhino dung, can't fail,
they can't say your cheap, you spent money
they cant say it's not a surprise, or not a novel idea

and at the same time you send a nice message

i know a far off cousin i'de love to give some rhino dung too if i was to draw his name for xmas
although i think the drying and encasing part kinda spoils the effect...

[HardDrive]

The gift of oral sex is one that people of most any race, color or creed will enjoy.

[dhoward]

+1

[dhoward]

Wait, I don't want to be on your list.....

[Mule]

So if it was just regular old cow *****, how would you know?