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nostatic 12-12-2007 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Palumbo (Post 3640471)
How do you say "idiot" in Russian?

t-r-o-l-l

Gogar 12-12-2007 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 3641248)
Maybe you and Wife spend time less on computer and to be looking for moose and squirrel..

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1197494030.jpg


AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAHAHA DAMN!

You da man, Craig.

sand_man 12-12-2007 12:22 PM

Oddly, my best Russian accent attempt comes from the infamous (and played out) Engrish internet phenomena:

"...all your base are belong to us..."

Certainly has a nice Russian ring to it!

nostatic 12-12-2007 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by maxim1 (Post 3641252)
Suck Your American Cocks

Livi, I think he requests fluffer duty

you fluff him long time, no?

mike monde 12-12-2007 12:35 PM

Does anyone believe this dope could score a nice looking girl like that?
Sister? yes?
mother?No?
paid escort?maybe?
drag queen....most likely

Jeff Higgins 12-12-2007 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Palumbo (Post 3641264)
+1 Ever watch how Russian women eat?

Ever watch what Russian women eat? I wouldn't put anything I cared about in either end of one.

HelmetHead 12-12-2007 12:37 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1197495425.jpg

scottbombedout 12-12-2007 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 3641099)
Russia being so insulated for so long has made it like a brand new country. Hence a lot of up and coming wankers.

Maxim you should learn that word as you are a champion wanker. In the west if you wanted to behave like a gansta a cop would take your gun off you and a large black guy would beat the **** out of you on the side of the road.

Nearly spat my coffe out :D
Too late for thread of the year ?
Or wanker of the year :D

MT930 12-12-2007 12:57 PM

One of the most entertaining exchanges I have ever seen. Do these guys show up often? Is that what they call a Crazy Ivan ?

Neilk 12-12-2007 12:59 PM

Is there such a thing as a Russian women who marries for love (and I don't mean love of MONEY)?

svandamme 12-12-2007 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 3641099)
Russia being so insulated for so long has made it like a brand new country. Hence a lot of up and coming wankers.

Maxim you should learn that word as you are a champion wanker. In the west if you wanted to behave like a gansta a cop would take your gun off you and a large black guy would beat the **** out of you on the side of the road.


i think the wankers have always been there, why do you think Stalin was so keen on having his own subordinates whacked every so often?

my guess is that either he felt they were gunning for his position of chef wanker, or else because they were to much of a wanker to be of any use, another reason maybe because they wanked in the same room as he did, and frankly , as a despot you can't tolerate such wanking, it's just wrong


There was a lot of wanking going on in the USSR, don't take my word for it, but there's empirical data to back it up... somewhere :D

the sad story is off course the real Russians, the regular folks, who as far as i had the pleasure to meet them were very friendly and nice overall...they have to live with all these wankers... and that can't be fun

maxim1 12-12-2007 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mike monde (Post 3641286)
Does anyone believe this dope could score a nice looking girl like that?

Good luck, don't envy and may be you will drive "nice looking cars " and have "nice looking girls".

krichard 12-12-2007 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by maxim1 (Post 3641342)
I'm afraid that only my cars cost in 2x much more than your house.
Good luck.

HAhahahahahaha

HelmetHead 12-12-2007 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by maxim1 (Post 3641342)
Good luck, don't envy and may be you will drive "nice looking cars " and have "nice looking girls".

Maxim1, Luck must be on my side in more ways than you've mentioned as I own nice cars, and married a beautiful woman, have a really nice house with working plumbing....AND I DON'T WRECK MY CARS LIKE SOME CHILDISH FOOL!!!

Envy was never even a thought seeing the stupidity you admit to with the first post in this thread

SmileWavy
HelmetHead

mike monde 12-12-2007 01:26 PM

maxin1,
Envy?
Which "nice looking cars" are you talking about, the one that you allegedly crashed?
I've driven some nice cars over the years and can say that I never f&*ked any of them up as your picture shows. What is the use of having a nice car if you don't know how to drive it?
There is no honor in crashing a great car by driving irresponsible, this is the point your seem to miss.
Women, if that women in the picture is in fact your wife and I question that, hopefully you handle her better then your cars.
See, my wife is pretty hot and she fell in love with me long before I made my fortune. My guess yours is more interested in your families money then you.
When you catch her in bed with a more mature guy then yourself, you will understand the difference.

Jim Garfield 12-12-2007 01:32 PM

Now this is a cratch slapping good thread! HAHAHAHA

If this moron is real I have a feeling that the next revolution is just around the corner. :D

krichard 12-12-2007 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Garfield (Post 3641384)
Now this is a cratch slapping good thread! HAHAHAHA

If this moron is real I have a feeling that the next revolution is just around the corner. :D

Sad thing is that he probably is for real. What a waste of skin. I'm just glad he's over there and hopefully soon Darwin will remove the genes from the pool.

stuartj 12-12-2007 02:05 PM

some people should be made to drive cars fitted not with airbags, but with 6in steel spike aimed at their chest.

masraum 12-12-2007 02:13 PM

what a maroon!

motion 12-12-2007 02:28 PM

This guy is an A#1 a$$wipe, but I would ask that you guys refrain from the gross generalizations of other Ruskies. I can tell you assuredly that you have no idea what you are talking about. Unless you have spent some time in the country, you just have no idea :)


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