I have raised three generations of cats... some indoor and some out...
Never had a problem with them peeing on anything.
A. Males get the nads sniped as kittens, once the learn to mark their territory some will never unlearn that behavior.
B. Keep the litter-box clean.
C. feed them twice a day, even if I miss their dinner feeding once in a great while because of the rare sleep over at the GF the are so fat and happy they still don't retaliate... oh but I get an earful when I get home!

So, how's the camera? Images have any kind of odd tint?

I bet if you posted that story on Ebay along with the camera for sale, some joker would buy it for above market-value price just for the "Internet lore" value.

Think like a business person. There are plenty of stupid people with plenty of money out there looking for silly things to blow it on.

amazing what you can do with q-tips. i think i will give it an blast with one of those electronic cleaners that evaporate immediately. i think a couple hundred cans will work. sorry about the hole in the ozone. get your sunscreen ready, people

update with the cat..things took a turn for the better. she only craps outside of the litter box now. i cant believe i am relieved there is schit on the floor. phew. the cat is going to the vet in 15 minutes. best case scenerio; she is being a beotch because of some cheap, easily cured ailment.