i poured cat pee onto my nikon D70 camera...

[vash]

i am pissed off! my SO's cat thinks it is the leader of the home. last night during dinner, the little schit started meowing for her dinner. we ignored her..i suddenly heard dead silence. i went into full alert, and checked out the office, where i saw her creeping out. sure enough! there is a pool of urine on my chair. the cushion was ever so slightly water resisitant, so in my infinite wisdom i thought i could remove the cushion and toss it out the back door. once i picked the cushion up, i realized my error. i had to open the door, and the wind kept blowing it closed. so i tried to hold it with my foot. the urine was sloshing around like that kid toy where you work two joysticks trying to navigate a ball thru a maze. it was like a cirque de soliel move.. only instead of balancing a small, tight bodied, hot asian chick, juggling tennis balls lit on fire,..i had a flat surface with approx, 1 cup of liquid hell, one foot up in the air... i didnt succeed. a steady stream of !$%!^! drizzled across an ottoman where i had my new apple laptop, and my D70.. i invented new cuss words...

i chased the cat around the house, scruffed her and tossed her into the backyard, in the rain...10 minutes later, with my SO sad faces, i relented. i still have an indoor cat. if that cat disappears ever, i will be the first suspect. i cant win.

[Rot 911]

Dude there is no way that cat would stay an indoor cat after that.

[KFC911]

What ya got there is a "Pair of ****ys". Throw one out and the other will surely follow

[VINMAN]

Cats are evil.

[stomachmonkey]

Originally Posted by VINMAN

Cats are evil.

Cat PISS is evil!

[Rikao4]

but by being mean to Puttie # 2...he ain't gonna get to play with Puttie #1,
Puttie's are like that.. they no care about your stuff..
now had #2 pissed on her Coach, or whatever in vogue handbag..different story.
so be nice to # 2..
Rika

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Funny post, but I should point out that blaming a pet (dog or cat) after the fact doesn't actually teach it anything. You need to train it to use the litter box or toilet or whatever you want it to use. Punishing it after the fact only teaches the animal to be afraid of you and to not trust you, it doesn't train it to "go" where you want it to in the least.

There are plenty of good books/references available on this subject.

[stomachmonkey]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Funny post, but I should point out that blaming a pet (dog or cat) after the fact doesn't actually teach it anything. You need to train it to use the litter box or toilet or whatever you want it to use. Punishing it after the fact only teaches the animal to be afraid of you and to not trust you, it doesn't train it to "go" where you want it to in the least.

There are plenty of good books/references available on this subject.

Cat was being spiteful.

They do that.

Had one that wanted to go out. I did not feel like getting off the couch to cater to her and told her to wait.

She walked over to my sneakers, sat on one, got up and sat down again about a foot away. The entire time she was staring me right in the eyes.

Curious I got up and found that she had pissed in my shoe.

I got the message loud and clear.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

That's hilarious.

I agree they can hold grudges - I think they have better memory than us sometimes!

[Christien]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Funny post, but I should point out that blaming a pet (dog or cat) after the fact doesn't actually teach it anything. You need to train it to use the litter box or toilet or whatever you want it to use. Punishing it after the fact only teaches the animal to be afraid of you and to not trust you, it doesn't train it to "go" where you want it to in the least.

There are plenty of good books/references available on this subject.

Jeff, you don't have cats, do you?

There's nothing worse than a pissed-off or spiteful cat - ask me how I know. The new target for one of our cats is baby stuff, because the cat's jealous of the baby. The cat's going to find himself in the classifieds soon if he keeps this crap up.

Cat urine is the singlemost unholiest of stenches on this planet. I'm quite sure a corpse would smell more pleasant.

[HelmetHead]

Down here in Texas...we just shoot the cat J/K...

Hate to hear about the Camera...that blows.

I had an old 4Runner which got P'd on by my neighbors cat on the front cowl...everytime you got in the car...smelled like P..sold it soon after that.

Sell the camera on Fleabay...

Helmethead

[Chocaholic]

Histerical. I'll bet you won't ignore your kitty next time dinner is late. Getting you trained just how kitty likes it. I'll bet he was laughing his kitty ass off watching you juggle the pee seat!

Can we vote on who is the smartest in your house?

You - pee juggler.
Wife - sides with the cat.
Cat - gets dinner on demand.

Hmmmmm.

[lendaddy]

[304065]

Gentlemen,

The imputation of human levels of thought to animals is "anthropomorphism." There's just no scientific evidence that a CAT functions at the level of "spite" or "revenge" despite what's written by the cat-loving spinsters in CatFancy.

The Cat's brain basically goes like this . . .

10 EAT
20 SLEEP
30 SLEEP
40 SLEEP
50 BOWEL MOVEMENT
60 GOTO 10

Sometimes it's difficult to keep this in mind, particularly when the cat has taken some action that you SWEAR was done just to make you angry- - but at the end of the day, it's just a CAT.

Vash, this is G_ds way of signalling you to get a D40 with a big f2.0 lens.

[teenerted1]

have the dog give the cat a good talking too.

[rammstein]

Originally Posted by lendaddy

You're on a roll there! This picture has numerous uses. I'll try it in a minute.

[KFC911]

It's "bush's" fault . Train a dog...piece of cake, train a cat...human fantasy imo.

[stomachmonkey]

Originally Posted by john_cramer

Gentlemen,

The imputation of human levels of thought to animals is "anthropomorphism." There's just no scientific evidence that a CAT functions at the level of "spite" or "revenge" despite what's written by the cat-loving spinsters in CatFancy.

The Cat's brain basically goes like this . . .

10 EAT
20 SLEEP
30 SLEEP
40 SLEEP
50 BOWEL MOVEMENT
60 GOTO 10

Sometimes it's difficult to keep this in mind, particularly when the cat has taken some action that you SWEAR was done just to make you angry- - but at the end of the day, it's just a CAT.

Vash, this is G_ds way of signalling you to get a D40 with a big f2.0 lens.

I have owned both cats and dogs my entire life.

Anyone that says a cat is not capable of spite or revenge or other "human" traits has never owned one.

I have witnessed calculated behavior time and again with just about every one of my beasts.

[cairns]

Sung to the tune of "It's Howdy Doody time":

It's kitty torture time! It's kitty torture time!
I see you brought a gun.
Oh boy we'll have some fun.
I've got some kerosene.
And I am feeling mean.
It's kitty torture time.
And I am feeling fine.

I'm gonna get a saw.
And saw those demon paws.
The cat will squim and scream.
Yes I am feeling mean.
It's kitty torture time.
And I am feeling fine.

(repeat making up lyrics as you go)

Add verses as appropriate and sing to cat loving spouse.

Please keep the pictures coming.

[Moneyguy1]

I dunno...John...

My first wife had a cat that would, on occasion crap in my wife's slippers. So, when she would have to get up in the middle of the night to pee......

I became quite adept at not laughing..........