The Test

[Mule]

The Wedding Test





I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been

dating for over a year and decided to get married.

There was only one thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister.

My sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts

and went bra-less.

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding

invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had

feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She said she wanted to make love to me just once before I married

her sister.

Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said,

"I'm going up stairs to my bedroom but if you want one last wild

fling, come up and join me." I was stunned as I watched her go up

the stairs At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down

at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight

out the front door to my car. Lo and behold, my entire future

family was standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes my

future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're so happy that you've

passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our

daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is:

Always, always, keep your condoms in your car!

[masraum]

Yeah, the last 10 times I read that it was the hot mom. Funny stuff

[legion]

I know it's a joke, but any woman who felt she needed to "test" you like that, I'd be running from...

[911Rob]

Ha, Ha, funny everytime!

A true story from a vegas dealer we met last Spring............

He was dealing cards to this elderly attractive lady, she was probably in her late 50's, but very good looking for her age.

Things led to flirting and she asked him what time he was off. They arranged to go for a drink after his work. During the social cocktail she asked him if he'd ever experienced a mother/daughter three some and asked him if he'd like to par take in one at her home.

He happily agreed, thinking that her daughter must be as attractive as well. They went to her home and as she walked in the front door she yelled out........"Mom, are you awake?"

Ha, ha.

[livi]

I seem to recall this story a couple of years ago here on Pelican.

As I remember the majority voted for the guy to bang ém both.

[John_AZ]

...the young daughter was enjoying the moment and wanted to continue...

When the family returned to the house she was at the top of the stairs...





Snakegirl...the child prodigy.

Adam and Eve were tempted by the snake, the male is next.

John_AZ

[oldE]

Originally Posted by livi

I seem to recall this story a couple of years ago here on Pelican.

As I remember the majority voted for the guy to bang ém both.

Darn it Markus! I had a mouthfull of tea when I scrolled up your post.

Now I gotta clean the desk.

Les

[equality72521]

Originally Posted by legion

I know it's a joke, but any woman who felt she needed to "test" you like that, I'd be running from...

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