Perception vs. Reality
 

Scene: Riding bikes with the kids, going off jumps, etc.

Perception: Going very fast, at least as fast as the kids, and catching some sweet air, poppin' some pretty good wheelies, general craziness.

Reality (as caught on video): Old man creeping along, barely fast enough to stay upright, rolling through (not over) jumps, catching no discernible air and occasionally yanking (with much effort) the front wheel a few inches off the ground. General impression - wow, just wow.

Concern: No concern with the riding aspect: K9 or BVD I am not. My concern is where else in my life this vast, vast, vast gulf between perception and reality may exist. The possibilities are limitless but my ability to discern is, well, you know, not so good.

video is a harsh mistress...

As for the concern, best to just continue in ignorance. Life is too short for reality.

When are we going hiking?

I've sat in stunned disbelief watching video of myself at the driving range.

Picklerelish,

I don't "hike" (reality), I run (perception).

How old are you??? How old are your kids??? I know that I can't jump as high or far as I use to and I will admit, the last time I hit a jump for big air (at the track, I was squirly, and only found out later that no one jumped that set of doubles, not even the 17 year olds, of course the following week, I pulled a muscle in my back & found out that my blood pressure was through the roof, (currently back up there) and had to take some time off of everything. Just have fun, that is what it is all about.

Let us see the video to decide for ourselves. :D

I don't know why, but I find this one so hilarious.

http://www.supload.com/vid/badjumprepeat/525783873/wmv/

I looked at my lap times on video. :(

its a good day of riding if you don't go ass over tea kettle with your kids in hysterics...

I think it's partly because it looks like some old guy trying to relive his youth - hilarity usually ensues from that.

And the fact that it appears he went out and set up a remote video cam to record his radness.

And the sound, the "sack of potatos fall, and that split second of stunned motionlessness on the ground. Funny.

The miniscus in the knees is the gap between perception and reality. Once the miniscus is gone, perception and reality meet.

Dancing

Last summer I attended a wedding. Wife and I were out on the floor for several fast songs. I thought I was my young self again, pop-lockin' and doing the cabbage patch. When they showed the wedding video this Christmas at the family gathering, I thought I was going to vomit I was so ashamed.

See, I go in *knowing* I'm going to look retarded and just have fun with it. People are either horrified or "get it". Either way, I'm having fun.

I thought I had a basically full head 'o hair. That's what I see looking from the front.

Then a stylist handed me a mirror so I could see the back. All I could see was a denuded scalp staring at me with a few sprigs sprouting. :(

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what, no fluffing?

I have to say that at 41, I can still ride motocross at a respectable pace on a motocross track..... but only for about a lap! Same basic idea for skiing moguls... one or two good runs at the beginning of the first day..... then my legs are gone!

Stick with the "old as you feel" approach and get rid of the vid cam.

Good for you evil!!

Sure, a daily doses of auto-fluffing keeps the doc away.

"may exist" Funny stuff.;)

Looking at my image in the mirror I think "you're still pretty good looking for a 45 yr old dude". Then someone takes a picture of me and smashes that thought into a million pieces.

Found a short clip from a couple yrs ago from the annual 4th of July party we host for my old fraternity buddies and their families. 4 out of 8 of us guys did the jump this first year. One damaged his ear when his head hit sideways in the water, one lost a contact, one slipped a pedal and bloodied his shin. I luckily came out unscathed. I thought I was catching some major air compared to the others until I saw this video :(. It was after seeing myself in this video, that I realized I was getting a gut and needed to do some dieting :D The following year I built a much better, bigger, WIDER jump for the occasion much to my wifes dismay. We did not do it this past year as the wives were really against it. :(:D

None the less..... With an old BMX bike with no brakes, rough lumps in the grass on the run-up and a very skinny dangerous cobbed up jump, I was suprised we actually were able to make ourselves do it at our age. ;)

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Another great thread!! LMAO!

I was at a dance a few years ago, sober as a judge, and everybody was encouraged to dance.

They got us all dancing in groups, and it was really fun. I of course am to signifigant to have fun, but as the evening went on, I had more and more of it, in spite of myself. Here I was dancing with young people, old people, fat and skinny people. Lots of really unique people of every background. And as I looked around at all the smiling faces, I realized that they were ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

That perception has remained with me whenever I meet someone who is alive and fully engaged.

So, how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people ?

[QUOTE=Tim Hancock;3698640]Found a short clip from a couple yrs ago from the annual 4th of July party we host for my old fraternity buddies and their families. 4 out of 8 of us guys did the jump this first it. :(:D

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Tim, I want to come play with you guys!!!! I can't get any of my friends to play hard anymore.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1200102942.jpg

You are braver than me, I have terminal White Mans Disease

Ha Byron! If you lived near me, my wife would end up killing me if the bicycle stunts, MX bikes or airplanes didn't kill one of us first. ;):D:D

When my business finally goes tits up I'm headed down and were gonna have a good time on the MX bikes or something.

That is grace in motion, Tim! :)

I am holding you to that Lendaddy....Some hotlaps on the track in the side yard followed by a rollercoaster ride in the Piper :D (although I truly hope you figure out a way to shore the business up)

:D gotta find the bright side in everything.

You know what, at this point in my life I'd get in that flying coffin with ya. I figure 2-3 shots of Irish whiskey and I'd be ggood to go.

Actually I'm with "the", I've a got a couple videos of myself on the course and it was the single most humbling experience of my life:)

I also have some videos of racing MX and although I would have sworn I was much faster and looked much cooler the golf swing was devastating by comparison:D

Sweet jump, Tim! I like how you manned it up and stayed with the ship all the way through the landing.

The unnecessarily thin and rickety jump was a nice touch, too! Looks like fun.

Then there is the day you see some young hot, sweet looking honey. She looks at you, and your ego swells. She's going to speak.... your young-stud illusions are smashed when she calls you "sir". She want's directions to ....

You were definitely stoned! :D

Naw, I just started reading people for their attitude and character, rather than their appearance.

What do I care about how pretty a woman is if she is always unpleasant and sour when I go into her shop to spend money ? Once the looks are gone, what is left ?

All the other guys tossed the bike once in the air, but I kind of like the idea of staying with it. As dumb as this may look to most "adults" we really enjoyed ourselves even with the minor injuries :). I drew the line on letting any of them on the MX bikes however as none of these guys ever had any MX experience and no doubt some would have tried the small double jumps with probably bad results ;)


Our group used to dare each other to do all sorts of stuff in college. We always did the "chinese downhill" as the last run on ski trips (I don't recall ever losing ;)). We also used to drive down to Gatlinburg after having mapped out nearly 4 miles of basically continuous downhill roads winding down from the rental condos above town. We would take turns driving a pickup full of mountain bikes up to the top then race down at stupid speeds around hundreds of tight blind turns with occasional oncoming traffic. Stupid as hell looking back on it, but we had a blast and only one trip to the ER over about a four year period of annual trips.

hah, i'de like to see any 15 year old catch as much air/distance as i do, when i get my 944 out on the farm roads around here

you guys will never forget that will you? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

You get old, you get fatter, slower everything. I am 5'10" and there was a time I could grab a basketball rim with both hands without even trying, the miracle of a 40" vertical leap. Could run a 4 minute mile, a 4.4 forty and long jump better than 20 feet as many times as you like. 20 years and 20 pounds later can't even touch the rim, don't know how fast I could run a mile, but if I got under 5 minutes I would be stunned.

Time is a lot like gravity, it just never stops.

Same here, I'm right at 6 feet, but in college used to be able to dunk a tennis ball, maybe a softball on a good day.

20 some years later, I'm still roughly the same weight as I was in college, but I can't even touch the BOTTOM of the net anymore. Even when it's a really long net.