How do they know??

[SLO-BOB]

I just received this disturbing e-mail-


"Your wife lived you alone for reason of she had done it with your
friend.

Along of the size of his aggregate drove her crazy with him.

Don't panic chap. Today you have astonishing possibility to Increase
your male machine length.

Many men the world over have increase. At present its your turn.

%XTRAZ_WWW%XTRAZ_DOMAINS"

I'm in a panic now.

[Danny_Ocean]

Whew....I thought it was just me.

[legion]

Now you know why all of those spammers have been so concerned about the size of your wee-wee.

[widgeon13]

looks and sounds like it was written by a ******* alien, can you imagine the idiot that would respond to that email, can you write back and ask them to attach a picture of the "mail machine" or is it "male machine"

[John_AZ]

1.They pfish for witty forum names like SLO-BOB
2.South African origin. Well hung males poking fun at you
3.They got your address from the Jenna Jameson web site, local Scottsdale club owner.
4.The Pelican forum knew you needed help
5.Your parish deacon thought you needed help
6.Your kind donation to the church of evil sold your email address to 9,000 sites
7.The last 50+ misplaced and lost laptops with millions of names will haunt us
8.AARP provides the names
9.This is much too easy to continue...more to come

John_AZ

[TerryH]

Swear to God I got one this morning that read, "don't you want to be larger than all your friends?"

Evidently this must be really important in some circles, however the topic has never came up with my friends or associates. Maybe we don't share are true feelings?

[Buckterrier]

glad I don't have that problem, hung like a buckterrier

[legion]

Your wife told them?

[livi]

Love what you have done to your bedroom, Bob!

[SLO-BOB]

Originally Posted by livi

Love what you have done to your bedroom, Bob!

So it was your aggregate that drove her crazy?? Damn ferners!

[livi]

Originally Posted by SLO-BOB

So it was your aggregate that drove her crazy?? Damn ferners!

I aim to please. But then, I am a pro fluffer! Donīt try this at home folks!

[cstreit]

Wow... I just got this one: Why did they think you were at my house picking up your e-mail?

Your wife shack up with your friend that's why you're alone.

His *** is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.

Increase your male aggregate and you'll be popular among girls sure enough.

This is your chance to change your sexual life.

%XTRAZ_WWW%XTRAZ_DOMAINS

[SLO-BOB]

Originally Posted by cstreit

Wow... I just got this one: Why did they think you were at my house picking up your e-mail?

Your wife shack up with your friend that's why you're alone.

Seems they located a slightly better online translator for your batch.

[SLO-BOB]

Jazzed? JAZZED?? wtf?? If I figure out who this "mate" is.....

"Your girl lived you alone for reason of she had jazzed it with your
mate.

For reason of of his device size. Chicks love enormous shlong.

Don't worry man. Today you have amazing chance to Lengthen your device
size.

A lot of men all over the world have lengthen. Today it is your turn."

machine....device.....what am I, the friggin bionic man??

[dhoward]

Worded so as not to be caught by spam filters.
But you got the jist, "little guy..."

[SLO-BOB]

Now I'm "bro"? To the best of my knowledge, the brothers don't need this *****.

Your girlfriend shack up with your mate that is why you're alone.
Along of she has always dreamed about big shlong.
Do not warry bro. Today you can change your life to the good. Enlarge
your shlong length and you will forget about problems.
Enlarge your device size and you will forget about troubles for sure.

I must be on the little device mailing list.