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Thoughts of my Porsche during…
It must be winter here in Pennsylvania. I’m not only dreaming about driving my 911 on a nice sunny day, but occasionally the thought comes up during sex. Do I have a problem?
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01-28-2008, 09:26 AM
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Only if you dream about having sex with your Porsche
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01-28-2008, 09:31 AM
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One of my patients today, a six months old baby girl, had a lovely dress. While her mother spent the best part of twenty minutes boring me with all the details of her daughters symptoms I started to think whether the color of girl´s dress was almost exactly like the original Porsche color Bahama yellow or not. Snapped out of it just as the mother finished with a question (based on the whole story she had told me, which I did not listen to). Fortunately, I had already made up my mind about the treatment of the child before she even started to rant.
 Yup, it is a disease. Pelicanitis flatsixis vulgaris. No known cure.
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01-28-2008, 09:39 AM
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Once while instructing at Summit Point, I had a woman student in the passenger seat, and as we were negotiating the Chute and the Corkscrew at speed she squealed and shouted (above the din the of the Sport Muffler) "this is better than sex".
Being the gentleman that I am, I kept silent, but noted that she was flushed, and kept right on "wow"-ing until we parted at the end of the session. Sex is in the brain, right?
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01-28-2008, 09:42 AM
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Not weird at all. Consider that sex is only good occasionally, I think it's safe to say we've all had bad sex. But, driving the Porsche is good all the time. I guess it'd be natural to think of the Porsche during sex. Somewhat un-natural to think of sex whilst driving the Porsche though...THEN you'd have a problem.
I think of math during sex:-D
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01-28-2008, 10:02 AM
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I for one have never had bad sex!! Although I have had some that I think was going bad.
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01-28-2008, 03:07 PM
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I don't remember ever having bad sex either, but at 72, I can barely remember having sex, period!
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01-28-2008, 03:33 PM
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Sex? What's sex?
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01-28-2008, 03:38 PM
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The worst I ever had was great.
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01-28-2008, 04:30 PM
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This is why I only have sex with myself.
I can be sure the other person is not thinking of someone else.
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01-28-2008, 06:35 PM
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Yeah, and with the pcar, you can twiddle all the knobs and such, run it hard and put it away wet, without all that "will you respect me in the morning" and "can't we just cuddle for a while" when your done.
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01-28-2008, 06:50 PM
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lolo, I made a girl I hadn't met for a few months.
She was smart enough to ask how is "my baby" Maybe, I should start dating her instead  roads are some what clearing from snow. hmmm, can I get in a short few mile drive :heaven:
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01-28-2008, 07:04 PM
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No one has asked the critical question - does the thought of the car during sex involve sex with the gf in or on the car?
if so, you are home free... |
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01-28-2008, 08:01 PM
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did you hand them any bottle of Meguiar wax/polish?
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01-29-2008, 12:14 AM
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It'd be a tight fit in the back
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01-29-2008, 04:18 AM
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Well, I guess it's about the same as thinking of baseball to keep from popping too soon
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01-29-2008, 05:54 AM
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Stay away from the hot muffler!
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01-29-2008, 06:05 AM
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1986 Porsche Carrera 3.2
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