5 Stages of Patriot Grief

Red Baron · 02-04-2008, 07:33 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/080204&sportCat=nfl

Not as stupid as Bill Belichick, though. Genius? Yeah, right. You cheat in Week 1 against the Jets, but can't muster up a worthwhile cheating plot in the Super Bowl when it matters? Moron. Oh, and did you notice when you were walking off the field before the game was over that we lost by three points? Nice call going for it on fourth-and-13 when we were in field-goal range! Who helped you make that genius decision: Girlfriend A or Girlfriend B? You just got outcoached by Tom Coughlin. Badly. By Tom Coughlin! Half of the man's brain is still frozen from the Green Bay game, yet he made you look like Rich Kotite.

And Tom Brady … really? You needed a haircut from your stylist the night before the game?!

Maybe you should have spent more time watching film, you dainty little girl. And didn't you learn anything from Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson?

What's with having Gisele there watching from a luxury box? She shouldn't have been there. Actually, no. She should have been there. On the field. Playing for you. I'm sure her 72-pound body could have withstood the pass rush better than you, nancy boy. You're dead to me, Tom Brady. (Although I will be open to impassioned, aggressive make-up sex. Call me.)

Rodney Harrison and Vince Wilfork, you may not call me. You guys get all of these personal foul penalties and fines in games that don't matter, and then come up with nothing in the Super Bowl? Way to choke, losers. Maybe if one of you had kicked Eli Manning in the crotch while he was standing in the huddle, we'd be Super Bowl champions today. Harrison, how do you let David Tyree catch that pass against his head on you over the middle on the final drive? After he scored their first touchdown, he shouldn't have had a head. You should have decapitated him. I thought you were smart. One would think you'd have a big brain inside that giant, HGH head of yours.

Mule · 02-04-2008, 08:58 PM

Well, Pats fans, ya'll just jump on in here, soon as you see a spot!

911teo · 02-05-2008, 01:23 AM

Awesome!

tabs · 02-05-2008, 02:14 AM

Move on nothing to see here, just a nancy boy Pats fan whining over why the best team won.

Mule · 02-05-2008, 05:34 AM

Another great contribution from the man of wealth & questionable taste.

The Gaijin · 02-05-2008, 05:38 AM

The crowd downstairs is building. Broadway is getting a little crazy. Two deep at 8:30 The parade should pass by about 11:30...

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

I think it's more like:

1. Irritation and frustration
2. Going 19-0 next season (including winning S.B. XLIII)
3. Winning S.B. SLIV
4. Winning S.B. SLV
5. Winning S.B. SLVI

Or something pretty close to it.

Mule · 02-05-2008, 06:00 AM

You forgot getting questioned by congress about cheating in the first three?

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

Pfft. A grandstanding exercise by a blowhard politician. Specter is simply trying to get his name in the press and increase his prospects for reelection by sucking up to "Iggles" fans through trying to create a story (where none exists) that the Patriots only beat the Eagles because of filming. Let's get real.

Specter is a self-promoting piece of schit. That's the only story.

It's Goodell's job to investigate these things and handle them - which he's done a remarkable job of. Congress ought to be figuring out a way to fix the economy, get our people the hell out of Iraq, strengthen the dollar and kick the illegals out of America, not go on a fishing expedition in someone else's (Goodell's, in this case) pond.

Mule · 02-05-2008, 06:22 AM

Actually it's more about why the NFL's "investigation" didn't interview Matt Walsh about taping the Rams walk through and the destruction of all the evidence.

TyFenn · 02-05-2008, 08:27 AM

red baron,

you are not intelligent.

Mule · 02-05-2008, 08:30 AM

How long did you spend on that response? Eloquence, thy name is Tyfenn.

TyFenn · 02-05-2008, 08:31 AM

And by the way, to call Tom Brady a 'dainty little girl' - man, you BETTER be able to back that up!!!

So, go ahead, what do you do?

I can't believe what a moron you are, I'm truly enjoying this.

Again, who is your team??????? I'm starting to get sick of asking this, since you never answer (and I know the definition of insanity).

This should be good...

Mule · 02-05-2008, 08:40 AM

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

The Patriots damn nearly won that game. Brady is the man. Show me another QB in the NFL that could take the kind of beating/manhandling he took that game, keep his composure and methodically march down the field with two minutes left in the 4th to engineer what would've been a game-winning drive. Textbook Brady. He did not lose that game for NE. Not by a longshot. Anyone who hangs the loss on him is an idiot.

All the defense had to do was finish off Manning on that one play with about 1:20 to go. If Manning goes down, game over and all the haters would be onto something else. The mistakes (if any) as I see them were (1) not finishing off Manning on the sack and (2) leaving a receiver WIDE open on the corner (no coverage within about 20', allowing the first-and-goal and three free shots at the end zone).

The Giants played above their usual game, the Patriots played below theirs. And STILL damn nearly won. Congrats to the Giants, but don't let it go to your heads. You hardly dominated. The Patriots will adapt to this too and come back even tougher next season. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Mule · 02-05-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

The Patriots damn nearly won that game.

And they "damn nearly" lost the other 3. Is there supposed to be a point here?

Brady is the man. Show me another QB in the NFL that could take the kind of beating/manhandling he took that game, keep his composure and methodically march down the field with two minutes left in the 4th to engineer what would've been a game-winning drive. Textbook Brady. He did not lose that game for NE. Not by a longshot. Anyone who hangs the loss on him is an idiot.

All the defense had to do was finish off Manning on that one play with about 1:20 to go. If Manning goes down, game over and all the haters would be onto something else.

Depends on what the definition of 'If" is.

The mistakes (if any) as I see them were (1) not finishing off Manning on the sack and (2) leaving a receiver WIDE open on the corner (no coverage within about 20', allowing the first-and-goal and three free shots at the end zone).

And cheating to win rather than earning it.

The Giants played above their usual game, the Patriots played below theirs. And STILL damn nearly won. Congrats to the Giants, but don't let it go to your heads. You hardly dominated.

When Brady finishes soaking, ask him if he was dominated?

The Patriots will adapt to this too and come back even tougher next season. You ain't seen nothing yet.

I hear they are launching a satellite to cheat with next year.

The Gaijin · 02-05-2008, 08:55 AM

What a parade! 100 fans deep in front of the building I made it to. The crowd was loving it!

Mule · 02-05-2008, 08:59 AM

The Boston Herald reported in yesterday's editions that a source had knowledge of the illegal taping at the New Orleans Superdome the day before the game. The Patriots beat the heavily favored Rams in the first of three Super Bowl wins.

And they won on a last second field goal.

The real difference is explained here:
The Giants have taken extra precautions to protect their practices from being taped, according to team officials. This is done as a matter of course, but the team is even more sensitive to the issue in light of the Patriots' involvement in Spygate.

Red Baron · 05:49 PM

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