You're supposed to substitute you and your wife in your mind's eye...not peeping in on my fat azz doing the nasty:D:D:eek:

oh, you're good.

Play nice and I'll give you my recipe for Kahlua/White wine/creole mustard sauce for the lamb chops:cool:

"Tuesdays" or "Tuesdays with Morey"?:confused::D

Dueller, that's excellent, and frighteningly reminiscent of our return home from our honeymoon. I had paid a couple in the church to deposit roses in the bedroom while we were away. I was expecting something simple: just a couple of flowers by the bedside, or maybe just on the kitchen table. ...

We arrived home after our sex-a-thon (aka "honeymoon") to discover that our house had apparently been vandalized by Cupid. They had not only bought flowers, but also had left wine by the bedside, complete with two glasses and the bottle opener. They had trailed rose petals all over everything (and yes, they do stain everything, including carpet, sheets, clothes, everything), left us with candles, bubble bath, everything.

Steak and BJ day is a brilliantly popular idea around this office. Love it. :)

Dan

Dueller's post played out like a porno in my head. Don't worry buddy, you and your wife both looked great!:D

OK I guess this isn't going to work.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1202823719.jpg

I liked the rose pedal idea, especially the free bag. But stains? I don't know.....

Dueller is the Daddy!
Boyz Dueller has left us all with a sweet list of "canned" dates. I endorse him 110%. I have done almost everything (with variations) outside of the rose petals. I was going to keep that for a special day ... however they may just come out sooner than later!

I like to use strawberries. They go great with wine, especially when you put them into the glass with the wine. Lot of other fun to do with strawberries ;)


March 20th ???? when did this start?

In Japan, women give men homemade chocolate and what not on the 14th. In the past it was worst because felt it necessary to give all men in their workplace or circle chocloate. Very strange but gf and wives actually liked it because they could gorge on their guys booty. This is not so common because a lot of people thought it was getting too ridiculous. Now it's only important friends and loved ones.

About 20 years ago, March 14th became known as White Day.
Men were required to return the chocoloate that they were given. Too ALL the one. This day too was very elematary schoolish. Lolo, I saw the weirdest things back when the giving/returning was peaking. $10 panties and what not. Panties !! The men's wives were buying them!!! Not the guys !!! I never did figure this out ... might have to ask finally.


However, Steak and BJ day does sound good :)


Last year, I over did myself. Hit Victori's Secret (yep, Betty Page 200% -- made sure I got an oversized box), got some perfume, bought some flowers,dressed up (thought about the tux ... but it having tails, I passed) put on my shades and showed up my girl's workplace. Her workplace is all women and so are the customers. There I walked up to the recptionist desk and asked if she was there. I pre-emailed her to make sure that she would be counseling with a client.

Talk about office reaction, I had ladies peaking around the corners and what not. I thought later that was quietest office I have ever been in. It was soooo weird ;) The look of shock on their faces was priceless.

Just from the bag they knew what she was getting. ;)

On the way to her house she asked if she was required to wear what I bought. I said "no, of course not! It's a shame that I'll have to turn around go home .... " lolo, she did not like the garters and my answer. But, she was with the program and we had a very romantic dinner with a view to kill and a very energetic night.


Blunt and straight was the plan. But the execution required more than just the mandatory roses. I went out of my way to build the mood and tension.


Another favorite technique is to SMS my girl through out the day.
Nothing fanatical but ... with enough edge to let them fill in the blanks.
"I can't wait to touch your cheek"
"I can't wait to smell your hair"
"When I get home, let's sit back on the sofa and hold hands"
"red or white wine?"

Silly things but ... it's the small little things that build up the pschological tension. That is the game plan that I use. Foreplay starts why in the morning or even a few days before. By the time comes around there is no longer a "silver bullet".

I tend to find a nice romantic hotel and while they're in the shower I put out the 20 or so $300 candles and turn off the lights. Strange but I do get repeat request for that.


VD Day might suck and should really be done through out the year, but should we also poohpooh the other holidays too?


Hey, dueller, how about posting some more :)
I need some more ideas for this year!

Lisa's wisdom should be your guide, fellas. V-day is a dumb holiday and you'll get more mileage out of spreading your appreciation/affection out throughout the year. That is all. :D

I can't seem to get away from an Italian theme. I'm open to ideas on change here, but I think the Italians have whole romance thing perfected.

Music, food, atmosphere,

valentines day... again
hookers & blow, can't really go wrong with that

I made large stuffed pasta shells and whole link Italian sausages one time for a gf. Didn't notice til I served it that it was a quite erotic presentation:eek:

What's all this foreplay nonsense? You guys don't have kids, do you?:D

I do appreciate a good presentation. It's the finer details that can make a big difference.

Dinner usually ends up somewhere between the Godfather, Dean Martin and Pavarotti.

If we go pasta, my Florentine sauce alone takes 4 hours.

Only 3, but I keep trying.

http://www.berries.com

Doing this again this year, at least I get to eat some of them.

OK Lisa, you have had a postive influence on me!
My wife cooked a fantastic dinner tonight for the family; ah, so good.
Then she ran out the door to her dance class, so I did up all the dishes and cleaned the kitchen spotlessly for her. She was happily impressed when she got home all tired. :D

Between you and Motions influences, I just might get some brownie points ;)

Pass yourself ;) You don't want her to get suspicious !

You need to change the routine slowly or revert back to what it used to be.

I bought home flowers one day and me ex just looked at me like I did something wrong ...

Oh well :rolleyes:

Which more than explains... but does not excuse... the abject, obsequious and pandering tone of your post. :D :D

JP