Has no one heard!
 

OK, no one cares. :rolleyes:

I can't hold it in any longer:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20177701,00.html

Paris Hilton's Little Brother Arrested for DUI

By Marla Lehner and Howard Breuer
UpdatePosted Tuesday February 12, 2008 09:00 PM EST
Originally posted Tuesday February 12, 2008 01:30 PM EST

Paris Hilton's Little Brother Arrested for DUI
Like sister, like brother? Paris Hilton's 18-year-old younger brother, Barron Hilton, was arrested Tuesday morning on charges of driving under the influence and carrying a fake driver's license, authorities confirm.

Dave,
I think this is a little OT, even for OT!
;)

Sure looks like the Hilton parents are consistant on their rearing of kids skills.

Just to be on the safe side hope that Paris and her brother do not ever have kids...

Together?!? :eek:

Paris wouldn't bail him out...

All the news thats fit to print..

Paris Hilton has a brother? :confused:

They're due to OD any day now. Right now it's a close race between the Hiltons and the Spears for parents of the year. Congrats to both of you, mom and dad, you've done a stellar job!

?, why only DUI, not DWI..
he blew well over the limit.
Rika

Typically, DWI = DUI. Driving While Intoxicated = Driving Under the Influence. Just a different way of saying it.

thanks Matt,
in TX there is a difference.
Rika

Really? What is it?

I think it's different in MN too. A DUI could be any controlled substance.

Cant be true, he was only 18, you need to be 21 don't you?

DUI= means you had a few/admit to same, can pass field test = fine ,points, some rehab classes , and you keep Lis.
DWI= your trashed,lose Lis. ,serious fines,and maybe jail.
Rika

Interesting. Here in KS, if you are over the limit it's a DUI, regardless of how much over you are.

Don't forget DWAI: Driving While Ability Impaired.

Oh yeah, and DWB.

So when's the grainy green-hued video of him getting boned getting posted on the Interweb?

WTF is a Paris Hilton?

A hotel in Las Vegas.

Conversation in the Hilton household the night before:

"Mom, Dad, I'm really jealous of all the attention Paris and Nikki get. I mean Nikki justs sticks her tits out a bit and it's like all over the internet. A the pics of some dudes pipe up Paris's steak - man that really launched her career"

"Well Son, why don't you try for some free, tabloid type fame and fortune too. You could start off with a minior DUI, then work your way up to assalts, robbing a bank - but not one off ya Dad's ya naughty boy, a bit of in and out of rehab. Then to really get some attention get really fat and commit suicide"

"Thanks Mom, that's a really good start. Mom why couldn't I be a girl so I've got tits like Paris".