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Craigslist: Cement Blocks
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LOL!
Honest post. I actually applaud that guy. Unfortunately you pretty much need to word your postings that way on CL to avoid all the time-wasters, tire-kickers and other dumbf*cks that will do nothing but infuriate you and waste your time. |
Nice guy. A true salesman.
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Wonder if I can use those to build a fire pit. Maybe I'll just Email him and ask. :cool:
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They make excellent bookcases.
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We have a local online classified site that I had to stop using because of the stupid replies I was getting. I once posted some free carpet with my address, phone number etc.
First email I got was "Hi :) How much for the carpet? Are you in canada?" I replied "No, I'm in Australia but I prefer advertising free things in Canada. The carpet is free, the shipping is $1086. I had to get rid of it fast so I've already sent it to you shipping COD. Thanks!" Then I ignored her frantic replies |
Time for a spirited round of "Who the F sells this S???"
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I listed a 17" monitor on there a few weeks ago, CLEARLY stating that it was only available for ONE DAY. I was getting calls a week later, "hey man, do you still have that monitor?".
Idiots. They can't read. Or don't. |
What's the seller's name....Tony Montana?
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It's a great opportunity to get even with someone though. Just post their phone # with a listing for free stuff. :)
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My favorite was a neighbor that put a working stove out on the curb with a FREE sign. Stayed put for two days - no action.
Then he posted a sign on the stove that said "Working stove - $50" and the stove was stolen within two hours! |
I have customers come in who need to be engaged in that manner but I can normally maintain a bit higher level of civility.
Jim |
8X16 Fuchs?
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I buy stuff thru Craigslist almost weekly - selling is a different matter.
No one ever shows up - although I did sell something this morning to a 'lister. The typical response is - 'I'll take it, I can come over tonight, please send phone #' To which I respond with the appropriate info and never hear from them again. |
That is some damn funny stuff.
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Golly, that was awesome!! LOL!
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Man after my heart! Thats one post that I know did not come from Off Ramp!
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I love the jokesters that feel the need to haggle over every little damn thing too. A while back I listed my motorcycle on there with a price of $2,500 firm. I swear I got six or seven inquiries from losers asking me if I'd consider trading for crap like rider lawnmowers (umm, I live in an apartment building), a flat screen TV (no interest, plus it's only worth about 1/3 what the bike is), ski equipment, old tires, an old Mercedes 190E with a blown head gasket and all manner of other stuff. I got ONE - UNO single offer from a guy with actual money, and he tried to lowball me for $2,100. I told him to look up the meaning of the word "firm" in the dictionary and get back to me. Never called back.
God I hate selling on CL. |
That is simply funny...best laugh all day.
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Hahaha I listen on the podcasts every day My favorite is when Ace talks about the adult videos for sale on craigslist |
Thats great! it reminds me of my grandfather he usto own a masonry company and was always cussin
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I bought a brand new set of Hummer H2 wheels, in the box with caps of CL for $100. They turned out to be legit, he sold his H2 and was restoring a 75 Vett & 55 chevy and just wanted them out. He had them listed for a few months and lots of calls, but people just asked stupid questions (
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That is the only CL story I have. |
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I had about 20 or 30 mismatched old coffee cups/mugs from three families on a table and I think my sister put a 10 cents sign next to them. Morons wanted to bargain DOWN the price. They're mismatched, chipped friggin coffee cups for Kee-Reists sake! I told one guy I will throw them in the trash before I bargain on a 10 cent item. He kinda laughed - I threw one across the driveway and smashed the cr@p out of it! Idiots. |
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